Greetings to all who hear this. Brotherhood, Sheriffs, hell maybe even toaster.
Now that I’ve spent some time infect all your devices, I think it’s time I make my move.
As you listen to this message, my army finishes its preparations. Thanks to Toaster and Lee’s little war I’ve got my hands on some flood infester forms. The raid on the speaker’s vault has given me multiple samples to work with. All I needed was time, and now it’s passed.
With my most recent move, I’ve taken multiple of your devices. Thank you for the S.I.V.A., the nuclear warheads, the new drones, and of course, access to the sheriff departments systems. I’ve used all my information gathered from the sheriff department’s files on each of you to upgrade myself and my troops.
You have one week before I march on the city of offtopic. Good luck.
*End Transmission*
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A week you say? Alrighty then, lemme do some maths! With Animate Dead, I can use all my 3rd, 4th, and 5th level spell slots (Of which I have 3 of each) to raise 27 Zombies or Skeletons per Long Rest, which for me as an Eladrin is only 4 hours of meditation! So I can raise 162 Zombies a day for a grand total of 1134 after the week...ehhh, it's a start. With my higher level spell slots (of which I only get 1 of each per Long Rest) I can use Create Undead to make 7 Ghouls and 5 Wights every 4 hours! Now this spell is a bit more complex as I can only cast it at night, so assuming "night" is between 6pm and 6am, I'd only be able to make 147 Ghouls and 105 Wights. However! I've recently aquired Auriel's Bow! I can use it and my Vampiric blood to... Long story short I can shoot the sun to create an unnatural Eclipse. I'd say it counts! So I can create 294 Ghouls and 210 Wights! I'm sure the people of Offtopic would understand. Now I just need to...aquire...that many corpses... Ugh. I hate getting my hands dirty.