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6/7/2019 9:54:56 PM
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Sooo... If I disappear for an extended amount of time...

know that I care for you all, even Otter... sort of... [spoiler]I am writing this in case the jokes from my boss become more than a joke. I am being dramatic, but my boss likes to make jokes about having me killed... What a jerk right? Well seeing as I work for a company that is owned by a certain wealthy and connected ethnically Italian family... I'm leaving this note [/spoiler] I love my boss, he's a great guy [spoiler]If I ever leave an impassioned note sying I'm in trouble its not for lols[/spoiler] I love my job, it pays well, gives me an honest days work and keeps me out of trouble [spoiler]the code word is banana, for a real emergency[/spoiler] It's the best! He sometimes likes to say how easy it would be to have me killed and hidden, to which we all laugh. [spoiler]if I'm gone for a very long time I probs dead, and decomposing under a manhole somewhere...[/spoiler] You guys are the best! MORP

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  • Uuummm, well...if that happens...then F for respects I guess. I hope that doesn't actually happen. [spoiler]On the off chance that it does happen then likely someone will call the cops and they'll be suspicious of the boss.[/spoiler]

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