know that I care for you all, even Otter... sort of...
[spoiler]I am writing this in case the jokes from my boss become more than a joke.
I am being dramatic, but my boss likes to make jokes about having me killed...
What a jerk right? Well seeing as I work for a company that is owned by a certain wealthy and connected ethnically Italian family... I'm leaving this note [/spoiler]
I love my boss, he's a great guy
[spoiler]If I ever leave an impassioned note sying I'm in trouble its not for lols[/spoiler]
I love my job, it pays well, gives me an honest days work and keeps me out of trouble
[spoiler]the code word is banana, for a real emergency[/spoiler]
It's the best! He sometimes likes to say how easy it would be to have me killed and hidden, to which we all laugh.
[spoiler]if I'm gone for a very long time I probs dead, and decomposing under a manhole somewhere...[/spoiler]
You guys are the best!
MORP
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Uuummm, well...if that happens...then F for respects I guess. I hope that doesn't actually happen. [spoiler]On the off chance that it does happen then likely someone will call the cops and they'll be suspicious of the boss.[/spoiler]