/////INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION//////triggerSHADOW: DECRYPTING…
ENCRYPTION: /////ALPHA9923784///// SOLIDSTATECOPY: COPYING…
MESSAGE:
Agent; we have reason to believe that [REDACTED] is in fact an Otter in disguise. We suspect they cleverly infiltrated Offtopic as a Cat-girl enthusiast; the subject posted a Cat-girl at the begin of every transmission before allowing their cover to slip in the self-aggrandizing fashion that has always befallen the Otters…
When the massacre and subsequent push for Cat-girl rights occurred he was a foremost proponent of Cat-girl safety and well-being, and lead a mas revolt of Neko's, all quite entertaining/gross depending on your point of view… but it turns out Otters never change or grow, so he was quickly suspected…
We were first tipped off to the conspiracy when our agent [REDACTED] performed investigative research into the movements of this character; strong suspicion is warranted, but hard evidence is still being collected; All agents have been warned not to engage [REDACTED] with accusations until formal evidence has been collected and documented.
This message is coded [REDACTED][REDACTED] clearance; All Agents. If you have encountered this disguise, allow him to remain as he is… We don’t want to spook his cover, this one is the Shadows business…
We speak in silence, we walk in Shadow and we watch all…
Walk in Shadow agent…
AGENT DIRECTIVE GAMMA001: Observe and collect data on [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], both possible Otters, DO NOT ENGAGE, remain inconspicuous; psychological methods to gain information is authorized; previous effort: EFFECTIVE////Threat level: EXTREMELY LOW
OFFER BOUNTY: of 3,000 Offtopian currency(clean, untraced) for information that leads to Identity of [REDACTED]
OFFER BOUNTY: 500 Offtopian currency(clean, untraced) for all information regarding the existence or presence of Otters.
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I suspect neko neko nya.