/////INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION//////triggerSHADOW: DECRYPTING…
ENCRYPTION: /////ALPHA9923784///// SOLIDSTATECOPY: COPYING…
MESSAGE:
Agent; we have reason to believe that [REDACTED] is in fact an Otter in disguise. We suspect they cleverly infiltrated Offtopic as a Cat-girl enthusiast; the subject posted a Cat-girl at the begin of every transmission before allowing their cover to slip in the self-aggrandizing fashion that has always befallen the Otters…
When the massacre and subsequent push for Cat-girl rights occurred he was a foremost proponent of Cat-girl safety and well-being, and lead a mas revolt of Neko's, all quite entertaining/gross depending on your point of view… but it turns out Otters never change or grow, so he was quickly suspected…
We were first tipped off to the conspiracy when our agent [REDACTED] performed investigative research into the movements of this character; strong suspicion is warranted, but hard evidence is still being collected; All agents have been warned not to engage [REDACTED] with accusations until formal evidence has been collected and documented.
This message is coded [REDACTED][REDACTED] clearance; All Agents. If you have encountered this disguise, allow him to remain as he is… We don’t want to spook his cover, this one is the Shadows business…
We speak in silence, we walk in Shadow and we watch all…
Walk in Shadow agent…
AGENT DIRECTIVE GAMMA001: Observe and collect data on [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], both possible Otters, DO NOT ENGAGE, remain inconspicuous; psychological methods to gain information is authorized; previous effort: EFFECTIVE////Threat level: EXTREMELY LOW
OFFER BOUNTY: of 3,000 Offtopian currency(clean, untraced) for information that leads to Identity of [REDACTED]
OFFER BOUNTY: 500 Offtopian currency(clean, untraced) for all information regarding the existence or presence of Otters.
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Edited by WastedPotenti4l: 6/5/2019 11:20:39 PM-blam!-they got me [spoiler]Oh wait [/spoiler]
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You make a good habit of writing your address on your business card, if you catch my drift.
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Huh, guess I'm not the only shady organization in town anymore. Ello fellow grey morale people!
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[i]THIS THREAT IS BEING WATCHED.[/i]
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Edited by Pyrus: 6/5/2019 6:57:02 PMMore of you? How many is there of you? Geez it's like you guys are everywhere...you guys even tried to hack into my pub's arcade machines!
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*crack* [b]BIG WORDS!!! CANT READ BIG WORDS![/b]
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Seriously, how many are there of you?
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*Waves towards you and tips a bowler hat.* Oh hello again dark shadowy organization, there are a lot like you now a days. How are you doing?
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Nah I'm pretty sure it's Breach.
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That's alot of alts you got there, Aku
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Come on guys, really? we're still on this? Mute button is wonderful!
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I suspect neko neko nya.
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More of you goons? How many of you are there? Are you sure you're not Otter?