New content?
New raid?
Fun looking 6 man activity?
Screw that, I saw PEREGRINE GREEEEEEEAVES.
My body is ready, but my soul is not.
Eternal bliss shall be granted as every warlock and Hunter I see is reduced to a pile of goo and it will be a battle of monstrous proportions between the titans and the gods themselves.
Hold up, let me just get the meme ready...*looks through meme box*
Found it!
What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE!
YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!
YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....
YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!
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They really just selling us old shit at this point and everyone’s eating it right up 🤨🤡🤡 Ya’ll some clowns
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Edited by Mr_Haad: 5/31/2019 3:05:52 AMThis always gives me a good laugh. You gotta put the original author in your tag. [spoiler]Always Feral, for those who don’t know.[/spoiler]
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I knew all of you would get over that massive nerf twab. Knew you would get hyped over returning exotics, knew you'd love my store. Bungie....we got em again😏[spoiler]😈[/spoiler]
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I have nightmares of being shoulder tackled out of my stormtrance.
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Shoulder charge is already a OHK in crucible, so these are not only useless there but to proc it you have to meet the in air requirement. Maybe theyre getting ready to nerf shoulder charge just to make these viable?? - Sounds like something this new management would do... In PvE, I cant see this being useful over any top tier exotic. Even Ashen Wake would be more useful. Regardless, I gave this post a like for how absurd it is.
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Not trying to put a damper on anything, but they’ll see next to no use. The only reason shoulder charge is used is because you can keep it up with insurmountable skullfort. You can’t use two exotics at once, so we’ll be stuck with an obnoxiously long cooldown. Sorry if I make anyone mad by posting this.
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Bungie already announced that they were nerfing the greaves. They can only be activated from a standing jump, not while moving.
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First of all...you have every right to be excited. Second of all, why are you guys ragging on him. He straight up has every right to be excited
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I read this in Lord Shaxx’s voice. Very fitting.
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Shoulder charge nerf inbound
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Nerfed before your get them. Quit before you die.
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So what if the Titan gets an arrow to the knee?
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Hmm...
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As much as I love peregrine greaves if they really wanted to draw titans in they should’ve brought back Twilight Garrison. You had one chance bungie and you dropped the ball.
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Well I just found a new copypasta
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Season of the KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Unfortunately it’s not the original and never will be .... bungie can keep their fake peregrine greaves
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Meanwhile warlocks get the saddest, most pathetic excuse of a D1 "exotic." Oh joy. Be still my beating heart.
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yeah yeah...season of the titans i guess. warlocks and hunters have their fun armors and abilities being nerfed over and over, and titans are buffed. well welcome back to d1, titan meta incoming . well, i had enough of playing hunter since d1, y1 XD, time to main titan
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I’m surprised how many people still have this copy pasta
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oldie but goodie
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All caps is appropriate here.
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I just want Dark Drinker, Khepri's sting, and gold eyasluna. Way of the wraith with khepris would be cool
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YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS!.. CAREFULLY.. Damn right carefully.
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good luck getting them to drop