poo in the showers? Bet.
if u go to the gym with me for bicep day u can bet im gonna be showering and u KNOW im gonna pop a squat and plop down a quick one. u will make eye contact with me and u will acknowledge my dominance. after that we're going to ur house where i will no doubt shit in ur shower.
u know why? so u know who the big dog is. me. that's just how life is. theres alpha shower shitters and then theres the virgin shit cleaners. let this be a lesson to you all.
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I am an absolute alpha male who wakes up wearing crocs and 1990 sonic shirts [spoiler]just kidding I don't wake up[/spoiler]