Now mind you this is a very serious question about a very serious topic, anybody who is caught laughing will be reported. I am very self-conscious about this subject, and I know that if the hive-mind would lie they wouldn't lie about this... [spoiler]...your own farts?[/spoiler] [spoiler][quote]Please, no toilet humor, I am a good christian boy, and my parents will be upset if they see any more of those.. jokes, when they check on me. Mom will be up soon...[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler]Dads cool[/spoiler] [spoiler]@-@(^ _ ^)-.-[/spoiler] EDIT UPDATE: Smelling Farts and Your Health When it’s not yours, the smell of a fart is enough to send you running out of a room. And when it is, somehow you can handle it. And that’s not something to be ashamed of. In fact, smelling your own farts can be good for you! There’s a compound within farts called hydrogen sulfide that gives them their rotten-egg stench, and it can actually be good for your health. See, guys; smell your own farts MORE. It's good for you