Are there 21 letters in the alphabet? No?
[spoiler]Well it seems I forgot U, R, A, Q, T[/spoiler]
Here’s one from the last post
Are you a parking ticket?
[spoiler]Because you have fine written all over you[/spoiler]
Brought to you by Kittimu
The next one will be sometime next week. Try posting your own awful or funny pick up lines and I might mention them in the next one. Have a lovely rest of your day
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Edited by Pyrus: 5/16/2019 7:09:12 PMHello, I'm a thief. [spoiler]and I'm here to steal your heart![/spoiler] I must be in a museum... [spoiler]because you truly are a work of art![/spoiler] Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, [spoiler]I'd still fall for you.[/spoiler] I'll give you a kiss. [spoiler]If you don't like it, you can return it[/spoiler] And my personal favourite; If I could rearrange the alphabet, [spoiler]I would put U and I together[/spoiler]
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[quote]Are there 21 letters in the alphabet? No? Well it seems I forgot U, R, A, Q, T[/quote] Wait! I heard this in fallout shelter.
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Hey, I was wondering if you had someplace I could put my 🦴.
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Ah. I love these posts. (Yet I never contribute because I’m horrible at these 😂)
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Hey girl. You. Me. Legos. Date night.
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Nice shoes lets f*ck
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Girl, are you depression? [spoiler]because you’re always on my mind[/spoiler]
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Hey can you type something in your phone for me? 7NgTr551 It’s the WiFi password for when you come over
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Is your dad in jail? Cos if I was your dad I'd be in jail.
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? 'Cause I've always wanted to bone an angel [spoiler]Bowchickabowwow[/spoiler]
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... I have money!... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Are you an angel? [spoiler]cause you look like Lucifer /s[/spoiler] Are you a poppyseed bagel? [spoiler]cause imma cover you in my seed [i]lenny[/i][/spoiler]
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Ya like jazz?
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Hey, what’s up? I’m a superhero.
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Hey handsome, wanna make me a widow again?
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I can dominate you in more than just Pokémon battles *lenny face*
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Nice shoes, wanna -blam!-?
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Pity bump