We know our fate is sealed. But we implore you, on our knees, as subjugated shitposters: please do not raze our sacred subforum until we can all pay homage to the beloved Harambe, who upon May 28th, will have departed this world 3 years ago. As you well know, he took the bullet so we all might meme in freedom. Even as a warlord under the suzerainty of the Great Bungie Empire, we all know memes are dear to your heart. Again, we implore you on bent knees: let us live but awhile longer, so we might honor Harambe.
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If the ape had kept shaking the bush, he’d be alive today and no one would know his name.