Do you work at Little Caesars?
[spoiler]Because you’re hot and I’m ready[/spoiler]
I’ll make these maybe consistently, who knows. I’ll vary from actually good ones to crap ones
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Are you suicide and constant fear of dying with any warning and reasoning? [spoiler]because you’re always on my mind ;)[/spoiler]
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Edited by KingMort: 5/8/2019 10:21:00 PM
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Do you have a bandaid? [spoiler]I scraped my knee falling for you[/spoiler] -Hey you dropped something. -What? [spoiler]-Your standards, Hi I'm Taco.[/spoiler]
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Cheesy pickup lines, sure I can do those. "I lost my number, can I have your's ?" *Gesture a girl to come to you with your index finger and when she comes you say:"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do to you with my whole body" Cheesy enough?
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Hey is that a kaleidoscope you’re lookin at me with? [spoiler]cause I probably look real stupid right about now [/spoiler]
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Hey baby, did you fall from heaven, cause I've always wanted to bone an angel! [spoiler]bowchickabowwow[/spoiler]
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. [spoiler]It took me a year to find the second half of this one, the first half lurking in my brain the whole time. [/spoiler]
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Hey, Girl I have all the materials we need to make sock puppets out of each other
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Edited by concreteninja85: 5/7/2019 8:03:13 PMOoo I got a better one Do you work at Little Caesars? [spoiler]because you make disgusting pizza[/spoiler]
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... Hey girl are you a light switch?... [spoiler]because you really turn me on[/spoiler] [spoiler]not a knock off[/spoiler]
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... I like the crap ones... [spoiler]not a knock off[/spoiler]
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That’s actually kinda funny, not gonna lie.
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that's actually funny.
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Oh boy here we go again...