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Edited by Golden Owl:
5/5/2019 4:17:15 PM
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Welcome to my pub, we have food and drink as well as a jukebox.
Prices:
Drinks
Assorted bottom shelf drinks: $3 a pint
Midshelf drinks: $6 a pint
Top shelf: $15 a pint
All homebrew no brand names.
Food:
Nachos: $15
“Hamburger”: $2
Zombie remains: $4
Human legs: $40
Frog legs: $10
Sushi: $12
Fish for cat girls: $10
Jukebox: Plays a song at random at push of a button. (Ask for “Jukebox” and a number between 0 and 22, songs can be added by requesting them directly so that the variety improves)
Feel free to stay as long as you want.
Closed on Wednesdays.
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なにかが！ [spoiler]ignore this bit.[/spoiler]
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6 Replieshere i find myself, standing in an oddish location... the industrial steam running through the pipes and the Neon glow of Orange and Purple reflect off of the copper casings... i know now that i am home, this is a place for me. Me: - "Alexa, Scan Jukebox for Mumford and Sons" Alexa: - "Scanning Jukebox for : - [i]Midgets with Guns[/i]" Me: - "Alexa! No -Listen, just look for the [i]Song Sweet little Lion man![/i]" Alexa: - "Did you mean - Wizard of Oz" Me: - "NO for F*CK sake I Meant, you know... Just Forget it.." Alexa: - "Now Playing - [i]Simple Minds - Don't you forget about me[/i]" Me: - "why do I even...", *shakes head* - Barkeep old Sport! give me a Splash of Single Malt and Fill up this Jug with your Finest Honey Ale!" Alexa: - "Now Downloading - Gatsby Mod for Skyrim by Creation Club - do you want me to Install Mod on all Devices?" Me: - "Alexa - for F*CK Sake to you Ever stop man?" Alexa: - "Searching for Man F*CKING Steak without Stopping" Me: - "What have i Done"...
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6 RepliesSo, what are your thoughts on allowing cat people in the establishment?
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1 ReplyI’ll have a mead if that’s at all possible, and a thing of nachos.
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3 RepliesCan I get uhhhhhhhh, a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh motherfuggin, uhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?
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1 ReplyBeer... But of the root variety... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBeer, on the rocks.
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5 RepliesWhy is the hamburger in quotes? I’m concerned.
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20 RepliesEvening good sir! Could I grab a midshelf and a..."hamburger" thanks? Also mind if we chuck on one of my favs in the jukebox? "Ænima" by Tool. *slides a gold doubloon over the table* Will this cover it?
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1 ReplyEdited by Crazyassassin141: 5/4/2019 1:41:40 AMI'll take a midshelf and a order of nachos Edited for typo
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7 RepliesEdited by Ace Night Owl: 5/4/2019 1:40:52 AMDo you happen to have any oil for your more mechanical customers?
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1 ReplyObligatory “Got any Grapes?”
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3 RepliesHey, you got any steak?
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4 RepliesI'll have two human legs, zombie remains, and the "hamburger".
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1 ReplyWhen you find a home brew that can stand up to Celebrator, LMK.
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3 RepliesI’ll have a “topshelf” and an order of nachos.
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10 RepliesWhy is hamburger in quotes? This concerns me more than the fact you are serving zombie remains and human legs.
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3 RepliesEdited by Zeldasavvy64: 5/3/2019 9:37:29 PMI'll take 7 "What's New -blam!-"'s followed by 1 "It's Not Unusual". Huh. Apparently it censors that word. Well, it's this song: https://youtu.be/Ga3I5DTIA-E
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7 Replies3 servings of zombie remains and a water please.
