[quote][b]You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....[/b][/quote]
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Replace the pills. I've been trying to oust him for years.
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Razor! (Seriously, I'm peeved I missed these)
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A firecracker in the toilet would be the least deadly, but the most amusing.
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I abstain from voting. [spoiler]I'm not -blam!-ing with Liam Neeson.[/spoiler]
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Let's proceed to convert that shaving razor into a taser.
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Firecracker is the only option. Placement, however...
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Put a large block of sodium in a ziploc bag, place it in the toilet tank and run the fill line into the bag.
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Make it go POP and scare the -blam- out of him
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[b][i][u]BA-BOOM MOTHER F*CKER[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]literally[/spoiler]
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Firecracker that shit