Only at a time such as this could I rise from slumber, rise up to bless the forum with chimneys. For today is the day all shall know the beauty and splendor of the chimney! With the porch, a house is one. And as one great house, we the children of offtopic are bonded together by the towering height of the chimney, and the comfort of the porch. Today, we honor that which rises, and sends smoke into the sky...
[spoiler]In fact, chimney's indirectly prove the planar nature of Earth's morphology. If our would was a sphere, and spinning at 1000mph, the smoke rising from your chimney would not ascend straight up on a windless day. It would slant with the direction of the Earth's spin[/spoiler]
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Oh my god it’s the second coming of Krishna’s, hell yeah
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Oh god he's back
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This is basically like Cicero from Skyrim in the Dark Brotherhood, whenever he finally believes that the Dragonborn is the Listener. [quote]Then... he’s back. Our Prophet is back! Ahahahahaha! Our Prophet is back! He has chosen a forum, haha! He has chosen us! Ahahahahahha! We have served Peaches well, we have![/quote]
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Top 10 Anime Comebacks.
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Praise the Sun!
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God damnit Krishna
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[b][i][u]KP!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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Love ya KP. Those are some hot smokin’ chimneys.
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Welcome back Krishna!
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Hi Pea–Krishna. I accept this grandiose new holiday.
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KRISHNAS!!!
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OH. MY. GOD. THE PROPHET HAS RETURNED!!!
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M’lord, are we to continue our campaign against the round-earthers?
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Is this what April 6th was about?
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Well if it ain’t
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What a legend
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*hits blunt*
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I love chimneys!
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Earth is shaped like a chimney.
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i’ve heard of you
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Does it make toys?
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Greetings from House Chordeilina. I have heard tell of you in these strange lands. Welcome back.
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It’s... it’s... it’s beautiful!!!
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Those are orphans. I am not afraid.
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I've heard a lot about you. Pleasure to meet you.