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Edited by Taoster:
3/25/2019 7:18:31 PM
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From the sky they came...
[quote][b]Both have been the end of many worlds both by [i]assimilation [/i]and [i]indoctrination[/i]. The Reapers decimated the landscape and destroyed or indoctrinated any and all life it crossed... The Flood consumed and assimilated every living thing it touched...The Toasters [i]Friends [/i]had arrived and the Offtopickles desperately tried to fend off these ancient evils... And so the only question to ask is....Could they?[/b][/quote]
[quote][b]Far off deep within the mountains of Offtopic, the rocks cracked and a small doorway began to open...[/b][/quote]
[spoiler]Yes it's short, but no one else has been posting much so I thought I would jump start things a bit.[/spoiler]
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I shall not hesitate to [b][i][u]Boop[/u][/i][/b] you a second time toaster!
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I’m guessing I’m on your side due to the... Voices... [spoiler]Sips Tea [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSooooo... Will this hinder my toy making? Because if not then go for it
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2 RepliesYeah, Sky is a really great escort! She is highly recommended!
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1 ReplyEdited by Sealed Graffiti: 3/25/2019 11:29:59 PMI’m just going to watch this... *pulls up dead recliner* This gon be fun... Unless of course ya want me to help, my fine friend? [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Edited by indigo_rhodes: 3/26/2019 2:53:05 AMIN THE NAME OF HOUSE CHORDEILINAE, AND BY THE GLORY OF BERNTHAL THE GREAT, YOU [i][b]SHALL NOT PREVAIL![/b][/i]
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My name is commander shepherd and this is my favourite store on the citadel
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5 RepliesMore, really? can't we just be done with this mess?
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i have so many demons yours don’t even begin to match mine [spoiler]not sure where i’m going with this btw[/spoiler]
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I join the battle and begin deploying shock drones from orbit
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2 RepliesAs a great one of the eldritch race. He of the Ever Changing Names... I am insulted i was not invited
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[quote]"Reapers"[/quote]
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I’m scared.
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so what your saying is, were all gonna rp as toasters and takeover the forums?
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7 RepliesEdited by The Dragon: 3/26/2019 12:35:54 AM*blocks doorway with entire body* *engulfs body in solar flame* “Come to your demise, feeble abominations.”
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So let me get this straight. We have to fight the Reapers, the Flood, and whatever other ancient evils there are all at once? Oh boy
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13 Replies[i]This is the way the world ends...[/i]
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1 ReplyI hover idle above the battlefield with my levitation device and solid field generator watching the mayhem unfold.
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Here we go... *I unsheathe my soul fire blade once more, and with it I tear open reality, and a new darker one fused itself with this one. It encompasses the entire battlefield, and inside my forces are present. My own army of all manner of creatures, from the Planes of Middle Earth, to the farthest reaches of the Andromeda galaxy. However, these beings can not be reformed by Toaster's army, for their will is already taken by another. The seeping darkness of Aod the Elder Aspect courses through them* You think you're the only one who can take the wills of others, Toaster? We end this here... *I split into three gigantic versions of myself, all wielding the same Infinity Blade* Offtopickles! We may have had our differences in the past, but now let us unite as one. I grant power to those brave enough to take it! [quote]Same as the last attack, 100,000 soldiers, each with 15 hp Three mini bosses with 150,000 hp Bring it on like donkey kong[/quote]
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1 ReplyDeploy the airships, kill them with fire and brimstone. *I conservatively send out waves of Vertibirds. Inside are troops with flamethrowers and Napalmers to fight the Flood*
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Edited by Speaker: 3/25/2019 11:18:13 PM"Mita, prepare the genesis device." [quote]Genesis device stage 1 is engaged, armament prepared. Input for necessary matrices, in t minus 200 seconds[/quote] "Prepare full spread of weapons fire. Arm antimatter barrage... Fire" [quote]Antimatter barrage engaged, sir. [/quote] ** The speaker flees the fortress heading towards the opening crack in the hills. Mita battles the reapers. And keeps the Flood at bay with static and drone defenses.**
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My gosh...the soldiers were right...War. War Never Changes
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1 ReplyThat’s not good. Mr. President? Mr. President! Into the bunker!
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2 RepliesDon't worry, Ima nuke it
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3 RepliesThese voices are getting annoying Toaster, please tell them to stop telling me to murder Lee... [spoiler]Sips Tea and hears voices[/spoiler]
