[i]Legends, stories scattered through time. Mankind has grown quite found of recounting the stories of heroes and villains, forgetting so easily that we are remnants, byproducts of a-[/i] *Badger yells from across the room* “Wrong story dipshit! “I actually liked it” Squirrel said shyly “No one cares” sighed Badger “I’m sorry guys, I’ve been staying up to late” said Shprang. Vex yells “what the hell is happening in here!” “I don’t really know, I was just trying to act cool” said Shprang. “I know, that’s the problem.” Said Badger “I actually liked it until Badger fućked it up” said Sol, turning off his Cloak. “Holy shit your really creepy, you know that Sol?” Said Badger, scanning around the room for more hidden people. “I’m proud of it” sneered Sol *Badger flashes Sol the Middle Finger* “No u” says Sol. As Sol says this, Shprang sighs “ we are motherfućking Pilots for God’s sake, why can’t we get along.” “Because Sol is a idiot” says Badger. “Because Badger is a fućking simpleton” Says Sol. “Because I have nothing better to do” remarks Vex. “Speaking of Pilots, why aren’t y’all at the briefing room?” Says Brick and Ajax as they walk in the room. “Because I want to spend as much time as I can in this air-conditioned ship as possible, and not down their in that desert hellscape down there” complains Badger “Agreed” says Sol “Shut up” demands Badger. *As they argue, Supreme Butthurt wakes up from his nap* “are we there yet” He asks groggily. “Why the -blam!- do you want to go there so much Butthurt? It’s fućking hot as shit down there!” Yells Badger. “Because that’s were the IMC are at, dumbass” says Brick. “I fućking hate you Brick” says Badger. “The feeling is mutual, headass. Plus I outrank you, so you have to deal with it” Snaps Brick. “Wrap it in ladies, we should probably go” Inquires Artemis. “Meh, it is nicer up here” says Rheuben. “Hades is fućking hell, no doubt about it. But it is our mission, and we most uphold it” says Ajax. “He has a point” adds Vex. “Ajax, you are going to first person to die I hope you know that. You are way to patriotic.” Says Badger “He’s not wrong, Ajax, your not Captain America” says Death. *VPHammer looks up from the book he’s reading* “Ajax has a nice argument. Do you know what else is nice? This book. So please shut up before I get an aneurysm” “Guys, we actually need to go. We are set to drop in 1 hour, and Briefing is in 10 minutes.” Says Sol. Everyone: “FINE” *as everyone gets up, you can see the living hell going on Hades from the viewport* You get used to it at this point.