Dear Off-topic,
Many if not most of you know by now about my, and others', charges against a slew of users of corporate espionage and illegal activity. Yesterday an innocent user had an attempt on their life by one of the criminals.
These criminals, known as the Society of Daggers, have repeatedly denied any connection to each other even as they defend, bunp, and endorse each other's companies and services. They have gone so far as to edit posts to attempt to erase the evidence of the Society's existence, but Offtopickles are not fools even if we play at being so sometimes.
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The following links are photos taken by an inside agent of mine in the Society's camp. They denied being in a group together? I have proof. They denied NightHawk ordering the assassination? I have proof.
--In addition, the Society was planning on attacking Derpy Taco's baguette stock pile at 5:30 this very day. The photos do not lie and even should you choose not to believe them, it is wholly believable that former members of Toaster's Outlaws would commit these crimes.--
-Proof of Assassination: https://i.imgflip.com/2vwu4m.jpg
-Proof of Raid on Derpy Taco: https://i.imgflip.com/2vwu4m.jpg
I call all of Off-topic to witness that these men have committed crimes against the people and are to be taken out with extreme prejudice. It is with the aid of Lee the Sheriff that I make this proclamation and with the inherent virtue of my training as a knight of Molasses.
[spoiler]Oh, Toaster they also wanted to attack you at some point.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Illegal groups that have taken a part in these crimes include: The First Bank of Off-topic, the White Owl Club, and Lays.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I would like to thank my spy for getting these pictures. You have done an excellent job making yourself seem to be the greatest among the Society's assets. As per your wish, you shall remain anonymous. [/spoiler]
Attack us if you will, NightHawk, but I recommend surrendering to Off-topic now before this gets ugly. If you do not, I declare open war.
[u]The Cookie Batter Bombs in the First Bank of Off-topic detonate in a whir of unstoppable holy fire. The Fire of Bernthal ignited the batter, turning into instant cement.[/u]
All of Off-topic is your enemy, I suggest you run.
UPDATE: MY SPY, JOSEY WELLS, HAS DETONATED A BERNTHAL COOKIE BOMB IN THE SOCIETY'S MAIN BASE. I'M ADDITION, SMILING SERPENT HAS CURSED BERNTHAL THEREFORE HE HAS COMMITTED HIGH TREASON.
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Okay again, I just moved here. Somebody please give me a timeline so I can figure out what is going on
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Dear chairman, I- Woops, wrong dialogue.
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Hmm, interesting. On another topic how does one join your brotherhood?
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So let me get this straight... Your side threw a bomb into the other sides base that they cannot stop no matter what and did something with teleporters to steal all their stuff...?
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Edited by Loot: 3/13/2019 7:18:42 PM... I've just been informed that there was a robbery at the First Bank of Off-topic, if my assets are not returned to me I will decimate all sides with Microtransactions... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Edited by Liam_the_Censor: 3/14/2019 1:59:26 AMSend me those links, the Senate requests your presence for NightHawk’s questioning tomorrow night
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[i]how confusing[/i]
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I’m so confused 😂
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Wtf are you talking about? Someone plz explain I’m so confused
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Is this some kind of joke or what Because this doesn’t even make -blam!-ing sense
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Those lays were the [i]smack[/i] tho
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NO ONE ATTACKS DERPY TACO WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS!
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Oi, I have been in the White Owl, I must say, what do want me to do to? [spoiler]You know wot, I might just get them addicted to Skooma and while their high mess with the pub's sales...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Speaker: 3/13/2019 7:02:32 PM* a hologram projector floats into the center of the room and a hologram of an unsmiling serpent appears before all* When one door closes another one opens. I have preparations to make. As it is clear not even the Brotherhood is above subterfuge. I will continue my work, regardless of their narrow perspective. The society may have fallen, but it will only create a vacuum. And where one criminal organization falls another will simply rise. And when it does, how much better will things be? *The Hologram disappears and the projector explodes sending shrapnel in all directions.* (This was fun)
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[b]AD VICTORIAM![/b]
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Edited by Bopsheezi: 3/13/2019 4:11:26 PMIt's such a shame too...I had hoped for their reformation. Oh well, come Omega. We have work to do. <"Affirmative."> *Hops atop Omega's chassis, blade in hands* Ad Victoriam!
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SAVE ME! (I was Erun Zahn) [spoiler]Vigilo Confido[/spoiler]
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[b]AD VICTORIAM![/b]
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Ah, yes, I am left out. [spoiler]interesting[/spoiler] [spoiler]I have nothing to do with the society[/spoiler]
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Seems offtopic is just strewn with political disasters. Cell-3 having sex with a Washing machine, me accidentally drawing out Xombie by reporting on said sex scandal, so on and so forth. What is happening?!
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What even is this...? [spoiler]Am I lost again?[/spoiler]
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gosh i love this community
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[quote][b][i]Divide and conquer...[/i][/b][/quote]
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One source of information is not proof enough of these crimes, that have not been documented or recorded, except by photo evidence. One copied source without clarity especially cannot be presented as evidence, but a second clearer photo will. Any accusations made falsely can and will be deemed punishable as contempt of the court. Clear and factual proof of existence will be accepted. Further evidence will be needed to confirm its crime. Since no damages can be presented, from the scene, or have currently been presented, by you, the group can be acquitted as they have not been deemed as conspirators and out-right crime has not been recorded.
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This post is rife with fabrications, And the brotherhood will pay for the extensive damage to several Bank Vaults.