See, people like Bert & Ernie Sanding, Alexandria Occasionally-Cortez & Ho-Ho Sheeshoh do not understand, is that it takes a man with a slow hand, you want an ironing board with an easy touch, you need someone who will spend some time, not come and go in a heated rush, ECCHO believe me I understand, when it comes to Ironing Socialism you want a slow hand. So here is a 15% off coupon to Mr. Chang's Laundromat at 17167 46th Ave Flushing, NY 11358! He will get all the wrinkles out of that Socialism for you and he won't make you pay like the tax man does!