Toaster has started selling an illegal drug, which he claims will give you super powers. Do not believe him. It will zombify you, and I don't mean Xombify.
Toaster has broken the Staff of The Cookie Prophet and has openly stated he will no longer honor the prophet, Xombie. Beware his wares, they are the antithesis of all things Molasses.
--Elder Ringer of the Off-topic Chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel.
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Aye, it be the end times. Join the new world order today! [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!![/spoiler]