Toaster has started selling an illegal drug, which he claims will give you super powers. Do not believe him. It will zombify you, and I don't mean Xombify.
Toaster has broken the Staff of The Cookie Prophet and has openly stated he will no longer honor the prophet, Xombie. Beware his wares, they are the antithesis of all things Molasses.
--Elder Ringer of the Off-topic Chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel.
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Well, I've had worse. I once got strawberry scented cocaine and thought it was just strawberry powder. What a fun day at school that was! [spoiler]Seriously though, we gotta send a team or a hitman to eliminate Toaster. [/spoiler]