Toaster has started selling an illegal drug, which he claims will give you super powers. Do not believe him. It will zombify you, and I don't mean Xombify.
Toaster has broken the Staff of The Cookie Prophet and has openly stated he will no longer honor the prophet, Xombie. Beware his wares, they are the antithesis of all things Molasses.
--Elder Ringer of the Off-topic Chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel.
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Awwight wisten up most of you. You knyow who you awe and what you’ve donye. Evewy singwe post I make incwuding my wast thwee have been nyothing but shit. I’m getting fed up with it. It’s funny the fiwst time to stawt shit with me and usuawwy I’d fowget about it. It isn’t untiw I see those same peopwe who wewe thewe on the wast few post that I get vewy mad. I’ve twied to make hawf decent posts owiginyawwy howevew (and this pawt isn’t fow discussion) most of the wepwies I get awe eithew twashy and wude ow nyegative fow nyo appawent weason. Why? Why do you feew the nyeed to continyue stawting shit? Why do you feew the nyeed to keep cwicking on my posts time aftew time to stawt pwobwems? I didn’t ask you to join this discussion I didn’t caww you into this post. You invited youwsewf and when you stawt saying I’m the pewson being offensive ow wude yet you came and tweated nyot onwy mysewf but the pewson that mattews a wot to me wike shit that’s whewe you awe wwong. Show me whewe I’ve tweated you poowwy outside of these wast few post whewe you wewe the onye owiginyawwy stawting shit? Show me whewe I did anything to you to wawwant this? Show me what my giwwfwiend did to any of you to desewve this? Saying she’s making bad choices ow she’s stupid fow being with me -bwam owo - you. You don’t knyow how much shit I’ve deawt with in the past few months. Don’t twy to defend youwsewf by saying “I wasn’t twying to be nyegative ow offensive” when it’s cweaw as day the things you said wewe to be extwemewy wude and unnyecessawy. Nyonye of you have any actuaw weason to be tweating hew ow me this way. “But you had sevewaw posts befowe whewe you wewe pissed off at me” that’s because YOU stawted that cwap. I don’t go awound saying “wow you’we such a dick you tweat evewyonye wike shit why awe you so mad what’s youw pwobwem” on posts that I’m nyot incwuded in. I don’t go awound saying that stuff wegawdwess unwess YOU GET ON MY WITEWAW -bwam owo -ING NyEWVES TO THE POINT WHEWE I GET FED UP WITH YOUW SHIT. And to the peopwe who awe giving hew shit fow being with me sewiouswy you’we the most wowthwess piwe of shit on this site. SHE DOES NyOT GIVE A -bwam owo - WHAT YOU THINK OF HEW WEWATIONSHIP. Stop getting -bwam owo -ing jeawous. Maybe if you’d take the time to tweat peopwe bettew you’d find a giww who actuawwy gives a shit about you. Just my 2 -bwam owo -ing cents. I wowked my ass off to be with hew and evewytime someonye gives us shit fow it I can’t hewp but feew wike it’s a swap to the face. YOU HAVE DONyE NyOTHING FOW HEW YET YOU THINK ITS FINyE TO SAY I CANNyOT BEWIEVE SHE WOUWD GET WITH A GUY WHO SHE WIKES AND WHO HAS HEWPED HEW AND PUT HIS TIME AND EFFOWT INTO BUIWDING NyOT ONWY A SOWID WEWATIONSHIP BUT A SOWID FWIENDSHIP AS WEWW. YOU THINK ITS FINyE TO BASH HEW TO BASH ME WHEN YOU HAVE DONyE -bwam owo - AWW TO BE A FWIEND TO HEW. To those peopwe the wesponse is GO -bwam owo - YOUWSEWVES. Maybe I shouwd weave this -bwam owo -ing site so she can go off on each and evewy singwe onye of you fow making me weave. Wouwd you want that? I bet you -bwam owo -ing wouwd. I’ve -bwam owo -ing had it with aww of you. I knyow the wimits of what I shouwd and shouwdn’t say. You wouwd nyot bewieve just how much I’m howding back. But go ahead Keep pissing me off untiw I don’t give two shits about howding back anymowe. And to the nyinjas who’ww most wikewy “stwike this post down with nyinja justice” why don’t you actuawwy take the weaw twash out. You knyow the peopwe who jump on cewtain peopwes post just to tawk shit about them each time a nyew onye is made. If you’we gonnya ban me go wight the -bwam owo - ahead but if you do you bettew wook into these accounts cause I guawantee they desewve bans too. I can do this aww day. Nyothing puts a biggew smiwe on my face than seeing you peopwe twip uvw evewy wowd I say so hewe’s a sentence watch youw step. Courtesy of NIL... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]