Toaster has started selling an illegal drug, which he claims will give you super powers. Do not believe him. It will zombify you, and I don't mean Xombify.
Toaster has broken the Staff of The Cookie Prophet and has openly stated he will no longer honor the prophet, Xombie. Beware his wares, they are the antithesis of all things Molasses.
--Elder Ringer of the Off-topic Chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel.
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*steps out from the Æther* *sighs* I may not be a follower/disciple of the molasses cookie. But I do respect the legacy of the great Xombiexronad for he was just and fair and he wielded great power. To hear of Toaster's betrayal to Xronad's legacy is angering and heart breaking. Toaster must be stopped and put back in his place...on the kitchen counter, where he belongs. *fades back into the Æther*