I was bant for a month due to illegal activities.. All I did was tell people to eat more grapes... I had no idea I’d been a fugitive for years.
Anyways, I have since thrown away anything with the word grape in it away. I’ve gone straight, no more crime I promise.. My lawyer MillionBlue had to do a lot of digging to get me free. He spent night and day digging that damn tunnel.
Do not eat grapes everyone... you’ll regret it! IT TURNS YOUR BRAINS INTO MUSH AND YOU GROW HAIR ON YOUR PALMS!!!!!!
[spoiler]back to the basement to count my hands...[/spoiler]
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Mmmm grapes
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I eat toe crust
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Stop breaking the law
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I have another shipment of [i]hands [/i]for a uh, FishBlues.
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Don't do grapes kids
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Mmmmm grapes
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A newspaper once told me to go peel a grape.
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Welcome back to the world of the sorta living!
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Don't take my hands, I have already paid you! [spoiler]Plz[/spoiler]
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Ah yes, the []REDACTED[] they’ll get you every time
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Welcome back man, it’s good to see you
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You gotta be careful with grapes, man. Addicting stuff. I got a cousin who was put away for years for "experimenting" with them.
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Were they purple or green? Big difference... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Illegal activity for reported
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Welcome back
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There he goes, one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.