[quote][b]On a quiet night you decide to take a long walk through the forests of Offtopica... As you drift through the woods, you get lost within your own thoughts and when you come back to reality, you realize you were not only lost in thought... Stumbling through the woods trying to find your way back home, you find yourself at a strange door, one with a face...
Approaching this strange thing, it speaks to you: [i]"Your path is dark. Only a light will reveal it. And you are not bright enough."[/i][/b][/quote]
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can I hit it with an axe
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*Inspects the door. Walking around it before stopping before it.* Okay door, if I am not bright enough to open you, will you please inlighten me as to how I become bright enough?
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Toaster, have you muted me?
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Hahah. I’m “not” bright enough 😉
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Silence, my friend
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Gosh darn it toaster! *Turns head lamp on to light my way and begins to walk home.*
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*Uses flashlight*
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I sassily puff an ember of flame from my nose...
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Does this door have a doorbell?
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*pulls out flashlight*
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*I light the lamp in my inventory*
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Cast light on myself. Now I am grossly incandescent.
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Edited by Mandalorian16_1: 2/27/2019 12:32:09 PM*Inspects the door. Walking around it before stopping before it.* Okay door, if I am not bright enough to open you, will you please inlighten me as to how I become bright enough?
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Hm, I know! *Casts an elemental storm then burning out the arm plate and ember cores of storm javelin sleeve.
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Wait... IM A GUARDIAN! Density with an upside, who’d a thunk it. I cast Fists Of Havoc and knock “ackabalacka” [spoiler]If you don’t know the umbilical brothers you are missing out in life[/spoiler]
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Who, me?
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what does tftt stand for
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Tell it I’m blind
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[quote]And you are not bright enough[/quote] ...Dad?
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[quote]Bunp[/quote]
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*sees tag demon door* *Looks at door* *Looks at camera* Well what should I do here?
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I knock on the door... [spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]
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I respond: “Lmao I know I’m not”
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What goes through the Green Glass Door?
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Kattobingu Ore!!!
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Alright, then I close my eyes and use a sense of touch in attempt to find it... [spoiler]Sips Tea Blinded[/spoiler]