[quote]Previously On Voage to the Void[/quote]
Kronos: Eyyy! Gotcha burritos here boys!
*Toaster recognizes Kronos*
Toaster: [b][i][u]MY LAUNCH CODES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/u][/i][/b]
[quote]And now...[/quote]
Kronos: Oh f*ck!
*Kronos slams the window and drives off*
*SpeakerOfTheDeep falls on his knees and stares at the sky*
SpeakerOfTheDeep: [b][u][u]WHY!?? IM STARVING[/u][/u][/b]
*SpeakerOfTheDeep lunges at Lee's arm and starts nawing*
Lee: What the hell do you think you're doing?!
(While Lee was trying to shake off speaker, The Toaster stared blankly at the burrito truck driving off, mean while a fuzzy stranger appears before them)
Lee: [b][i][u]OH MY GOD, LET GO ALREADY[/u][/i][/b]
SpeakerOfTheDeep: [b][u]NEVER[/u][/b] *still nawing*
ShadowWing: Wow I sense allot of power coming from over here, and I must say there's also a presence here of great darkne-
*SpeakerOfTheDeep let's go of Lee*
SpeakerOfTheDeep: [b][i][u]FURRY!!!! GET HIM[/u][/i][/b]
ShadowWing: W-w-wait! OwO
*SpeakerOfTheDeep rips shadows heart out through the furry costume, he then begins cooking the body*
SpeakerOfTheDeep: mMmmm, tastes like chicken
*Lee takes a bite*
Lee: I don't know, it's like a hairy fish to me
*Toaster still staring at the distance*
Lee: What are you doing?
Toaster: He... He has my...
*Toaster pauses*
Toaster: [b][i][u]MY F****** LAUNCH CODES[/u][/i][/b]
*Toaster gets on Lee's head, pulling himself up with his plug*
Toaster: I don't have legs, so you're going to be them
Lee: Why should I help you?
Toaster: [b][i][u] BECAUSE I F****** SAID SO[/u][/i][/b]
Lee: ... Fair enough! Speaker, you wanna come?
SpeakerOfTheDeep: No, I must stay. If there are any more furries here I must slay them. Plus I'm f****** starving
Lee: Alrighty, let's get going then
*Lee charges his feet with lightning and catches up with the truck less than a second and lowers pace to get on the truck*
(getting on the truck caused a giant thud that alarmed Kronos)
Kronos: The hell?
*He turns his mirror only to see Lee hugging the top of the car and toaster only hanging on by his plug*
Toaster: [b][i][u]HAHA, I LOVE THIS[/u][/i][/b]
Kronos: YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM, GIVE UP NOW
Toaster: [b][i]heheheh[/i][/b]
*toaster begins carving open the roof with his atomic welder, they drop through and it's way bigger on the inside than on the outside*
Kronos: Alright that's it!
*Kronos prepares his minigun and begins shooting, Lee grabs toaster and takes cover*
Kronos: [b][i][u]YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HIDE?![/u][/i][/b]
*Kronos lobs a stinky burrito, it doesn't affect toaster but Lee's eyes are watering, and he's needing to breathe*
Toaster: Hold out, I'm looking for the codes!
*Lee's face turns blue trying not to breathe*
Toaster: Alright! Found it!
*Lee's passed out the floor*
Toaster: [b][i][u]F***[/u][/i][/b]
*Toaster dreds it, but he gives Lee CPR, with a spare oxygen tank and his plug. Lee wakes up with the plug in his mouth*
Lee: [b][i]This is gay![/i][/b]
Toaster: [b][i][u]KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH.[/u][/i][/b] ok, we need to go the passenger seat. But we need to take Kronos out first, can you do that?
Lee: I'll try
*Lee prepares an explosive shot from his revolvers, and shoots the floor next to Kronos, shooting him out the window*
Toaster: [b][i][u]GO![/u][/i][/b]
*They run over to the front seats, toaster gets the codes and opens up a window so he can breathe*
Toaster: [b][i][u]HAHA![/u][/i][/b]! We can leave the void now!
(A Misty figure appears behind the two)
LordGraviton: [b]I cannot allow that![/b]
Lee: You drive and get the codes ready, I'll take him on!
Toaster: No you can't!
Lee: I know! Trust me!
*Toaster nods and begins the plan*
LordGraviton: Hehehehe.... [b][u]YOU FOOL![/u][/b]
*Lee runs up to LordGraviton and strips his cloak*
LordGraviton: [b][u]AHHHH[/u][/b] WHAT ARE YOU DOING
*LordGraviton covers his crotch*
Lee: You ready toasty? I didn't plan this far ahead!
Toaster: Yep, just gotta do [i]thiiiiss...[/i] [i]annnnndd..[/i]
*While Lee stripped LordGraviton, toaster aimed for a giant, old , beat up collosus, hoping the crash would launch them out to grab on to the nuke as it launched upwards*
*The plan succeeded*
Lee: [b][u]Haha![/u][/b] we did it!
Toaster: We did!!
*When they were just about over, Lee grabbed toaster and they jumped down back to good old fashioned land*
*Lee and Toaster celebrated until they saw where nuke was going...*
Lee: Is that going to hit what I think it's going to hit?
Toaster: ... I think so....
*The bomb crashed on Nils castle*
Lee & Toaster: [b][i][u]OH S***[/u][/i][/b]
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good lord lmao