AXIS - 1 "I noticed an unfamiliar squad entering at point 254-133. Reckon the Prima-dumbasses are sending in the next wave?" <It would be abnormal. They have not suffered enough infantry deaths nor discovered any interesting assets to warrant an additional wave> "I'll attach a bug to the next few squads they call back. See what they're doing." <I've already begun listening in on the new squadron's communications. They are a non combat team sent in to test the AXIS' response to unarmed teams> "So you're going to slaughter them, aren't you?" <I do not enjoy your latest attempt at humor> "Say you're not . . ." <. . .> "Say it . . ." <. . .> "Axis I swear to god if you shoot---" <I will not harm them> "What was with the delay?" <Did you enjoy my most recent attempt at humor? I researched it, I believe it's called situational irony> "-blam!- you." <My research did indicate an unassociated third party would find situational irony the most humorous> "I've bugged the extracting squadrons. Lets see what these primadon scum are up to." <I will continue to attempt developing my tact with irony. I enjoy it more than your sarcasm> "Never would've guessed."