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Edited by ABefuddledLion:
12/29/2018 3:48:23 PM
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Xur Has a Smelly Rig
And he's a [i]Titan[/i]ic jerk. He runs around like a [i]Stag[/i] trampling our exotic dreams like so many [i]Ophidia Spathe[/i]s. Leaving nothing but [i]Ashen[/i] his [i]Wake[/i] and a reminder of that girl [i]D.A.R.C.I[/i] that dumped you at junior prom.
Edit: we made tending!
I hope everybody has a happy new year and if you’re bored feel free to check out my channel YouTube.com/AustinJ and I’ll be live-streaming shortly on twitch.tv/Austin_J
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1 ReplyTitenic will never be forgotten.
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1 ReplyNormally I try to tough things like this out but you’re just being straight rude. I’ve feelings too y’know. Don’t blame me for not being exotics you guys want. I quite literally tell you guys every time I visit that my will is not my own! I’m just a Jovian who wants to make my mama proud......
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3 RepliesWhat do you expect when the poor bastard is getting f—-ed over by bunghole and anal-vision
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1 ReplyIt was written that befuddlement would Stag Destiny 2 and Spathe on it's loyal fans. A terrible sin that would bring about Ashen to Bungie's greed. It is also written that Rasputin would Wake and be a catalyst of good for Darci and others. The last scriptures talk about the Tentacle one bringing light and opening the portal for a God Lion to spread chaos and confusion amongst Ophidia worshipers. Welcome back Lion!
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3 RepliesAt least he had a home for the holidays. Could have been stuck in that tree on Nessus instead. Taniks still has no house.
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4 RepliesI wait 3 days and this man brings me D.A.R.C.I? wow just wow
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1 ReplyI use to love reading shit like this. creative, funny sometimes. entertaining to say the least. those were the days when the Noodlefaced Prison nutsack still had a purpose. now, I read this and, although creative, and Kudos to you, I just... have absolutely no intention of Finding this brillo pad of humanoid. going to Xur for loot is like going to McDonalds to stick to your 2000 Cal a Day Diet. Useless. what they SHOULD DO IS..... Once you unlock a Said, Forsaken Exotic, of Y2. that Exotic will be available in the loot pool every week.
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1 ReplyAnd Im sure there is a crazy chunky monkey out there that has a smelly crotch.... so what are you trying to say?
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3 Repliesat this point he is useless
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12 RepliesD.A.R.C.I. is in those porn movies. I can confirm this. I just can't confirm her last name.
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1 ReplyHe sucks balls... plain and simple.
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7 RepliesBy smelly rig I assume you mean penis
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3 RepliesWell Ophidia spathe part doesn’t make sense, but still nicely done. Also, strange...I went to prom with someone named Darcy....you know to much...I must flee
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1 ReplyLol well thought of
