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Edited by Old-Iron-Sides:
12/23/2018 10:37:20 PM
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Bungie should resurrect Chuck Norris as a Guardian.
Seriously. what class of guardian would he be? And would bungie give him extra abilities because he is after all Chuck Norris the most powerful man alive.
Chuck Norris Rip... Bring back the legend bring back the last cities last hope. Lol
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He can solo yeet the Leviathan back to the space fishbowl
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He can solo yeet the leviathan back to the space fishbowl
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He can solo yeet the leviathan back to the space fishbowl
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He still couldn’t act.
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1 ReplyA Ghost tried resurrecting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris said he was just having a quick nap and didn't need the Light to kick ass. People say the Traveller drove the Darkness away during the Collapse, when actually Chuck Norris killed them all and then went back to sleep. The vault of Glass was constructed to stop Chuck Norris from being born, but when the Vex tried opening a portal Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Atheon in the face.
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Chuck Norris is too epic to be any existing Class. He would make a new Calss to which only he can join: Chuck Norris
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Silly, everyone knows that Chuck Norris will build a warp-capable spacecraft out of two soup cans, a lawn chair, a roll of doorbell wire, and a jar of peanuts just a few years from now. By the time the Ghosts come, Chuck will already be hobnobbing around Andromeda, too busy to bother with helping the people on his long-forgotten home planet.
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1 ReplyHe'd be a titan if it was one of the three Otherwise he'd be his own class.
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4 RepliesShaxx in the lore is basically Chuck Norris. He is renowned for doing things solo that requires 5 Guardians (my paraphrasing)
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He would be all classes at the same time when he Blade barrages it’s not knives but giant burning mauls that have nova warp explosions.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't need Facebook he's already following you
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They can't because Chuck Norris can never die. Death fears Chuck Norris. Guardians must be dead first, so Chuck can never be a Guardian.
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Wanna know what's [i]inside[/i] the Traveller?
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Hmmm who do you think we are???
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He would refuse to be a hunter.
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Chuck Norris should resurrect Bungie... [spoiler]See what I did there?[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris never died he lives in the Rocky Mountains he has oryx and Croata as house maids.
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2 RepliesPeople would complain and ask him to be nerfed. Lol
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He is alive and well, that news was fake. Also Chuck Norris gave Traveler the light, he needs no light.
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Chuck Norris would be his own Chuck Norris Class and Subclass. GG, Darkness
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If Chuck Norris was a Guardian, His class would be Gjallarhorn.
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Chuck Norris could throw a skip grenade and blow up a ketch, then grenade would explode.
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#off topic
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1 ReplyDo you know how Giraffes we're created? Chuck Norris got mad and uppercutted a horse!
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He would beat half the raid with one grenade, then he'd pull the pin
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4 RepliesWe’ve already seen him in the game. Well his cryo pod. It’s interactable.
