But now he faces the [i]Merciless[/i] wrath of players with bad RNG. We have called him [i]Knucklehead[/i] and gotten him removed from our [i]Radar[/i]. We have made ourselves to [u]Tower[/u] over him, and yet, he remains. The [i]Veil[/i] has been lifted and we now know that Xur has reached his [i]Apotheosis[/i]. It is time to throw ourselves at the mercy of [b]RNGesus[/b] and beg for the things we want. Xur will never sell them
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Edited by Lyg Ma'ul, The Diseased: 12/22/2018 3:48:40 PM[i]Go Figure[/i] that there were that many puns in here, I mean, just a pure [i]Avalanche[/i] of them, my oh my have we [i]Fallen[/i] from grace, half of them aren't even that Subtle [spoiler]calamity[/spoiler]