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12/21/2018 7:26:05 PM
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For Aeons, Xur Has Been Safe
But now he faces the [i]Merciless[/i] wrath of players with bad RNG. We have called him [i]Knucklehead[/i] and gotten him removed from our [i]Radar[/i]. We have made ourselves to [u]Tower[/u] over him, and yet, he remains. The [i]Veil[/i] has been lifted and we now know that Xur has reached his [i]Apotheosis[/i]. It is time to throw ourselves at the mercy of [b]RNGesus[/b] and beg for the things we want. Xur will never sell them
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1 ReplyYou are a good man sir, you have my like.
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5 RepliesSince Xur is selling Aeon Safe, it made me wonder, did anybody ever or currently use the Aeon buffs as a serious fireteam mechanic? It seems like such a cool thing if it were on a Ghost Shell, but not an exotic armor piece.
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1 Replyoml do you really just make posts containing puns based on the stuff Xur sells each week? Because if so keep doing it! There hilarious XD
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1 ReplyI’ve just been using him to get the few y1 exotics that my other characters missed out on, thereby possibly increasing the chance to get new stuff for them.
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10 RepliesI wish I can shoot him to death
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2 RepliesMaybe there should be an exotic quest like thunderlord he got killed because of him handing out shit
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1 ReplyIf he keeps bringing garbage, he won't be [i]safe[/i] much longer.
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1 ReplyEdited by Lyg Ma'ul, The Diseased: 12/22/2018 3:48:40 PM[i]Go Figure[/i] that there were that many puns in here, I mean, just a pure [i]Avalanche[/i] of them, my oh my have we [i]Fallen[/i] from grace, half of them aren't even that Subtle [spoiler]calamity[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyStreamers didn't like him. So useless he has become.....
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3 RepliesWhen my titan saw the Aeons he jumped off the tower
