insane things that your parents have done or currently do?
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They up and decided to get old!
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Literally trough me into the rubbish bin as a baby. [spoiler]Put into an orphanage when found. [/spoiler]
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every day my mom would put something in my drink for dinner and when asked about it lied that she didn't, eventually i saw her do it and it was some healthy fiber or something, i brought it up later and she lied again. still continues to this day
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Let me make fires
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Growing up, when riding in the car with my mom, she would always lock the car windows each time she farted. They were bad farts, too. I wouldn't be aware that she would lock the windows until she farted and I would then try to open the windows, only to be greeted with her ongoing laughter as I struggle to breathe.
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... Created me... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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They fight to the death with raw fish
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I don't have enough time.