Why is the house down the street from me empty?
this house just sits and mocks me, all empty-like. so what's the story?
We Must Uncover The Truth.
Edit: I know you guys can come with up insane answers to help uncover this mystery. Winner gets a the Good Answer Award
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It is not actually a house, it is the ghost of houses past and it is there to keep people from building on the scared lands of the Skaburbanites! That land [i][u][b]WILL[/b][/u][/i] be a Starbucks one day and it shall be across the street from another Starbucks!