[b]Hello! Welcome to the first entry of Behind the Badass, the series devoted to examining the story behind your favorite badasses from the [i]Destiny[/i] universe.[/b]
Today, we will be covering everyone’s favorite badass. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it’s the one. The only!
Lord. F**king. Shaxx
[quote][b]This is amazing![/b][/quote]
[b][u]A Brief Description:[/b][/u]
If you want the Crucible, your in luck, because Shaxx is the mothaf**kin’ Crucible. He is the one who founded it after all. By the time the dust finally settled after the notorious Battle of Twilight Gap, many heroes had fallen. Shaxx, having witnessed the horrors first hand, didn’t think that the City would be able to defend itself if another large force ever attacked. So he decided he would create a way of forging even more new legends to replace the old ones who kicked the bucket. Enter, the Crucible. Shaxx envisioned a live fire exercise, taking full advantage of the Guardians’ ability to be resurrected. And it was a hit. So much so that all of us put up with his borderline verbal abuse to continue playing it.
[b][u]Twilight Gap:[/b][/u]
During The Battle of Twilight Gap, Shaxx was the leader of a Fireteam. At some point, he was ordered to fall back by Lord Saladin Forge, who was leading the forces of the City in the battle. At this point, defending the City was thought to be a lost cause. Shaxx, however, thought differently. He turned off his comms and ordered his fireteam to attack a gap in the Fallen’s advance. With Shaxx and his Fireteam disrupting the Fallen's forces, the City's forces were once again able to advance. In the end, the City and the Vanguard emerged victorious, arguably because of Shaxx’s actions. This came at a personal price for Shaxx, though. Saladin, who had been Shaxx’s mentor for years, came to hate came to hate him for what he saw as an act of insubordination. Even now, they are not on speaking terms.
[b][u]Arcite 99-40:[/b][/u]
Arcite is a frame who has pretty much seen it all. He used to be one of Shaxx’s Redjacks and went on many, many missions to clear out areas for Crucible maps. This is extremely impressive, as most of the combat frames are destroyed within just a few missions. Eventually, Arcite was retired from the Redjacks and had his combat systems swapped out for Tower vendor systems so that he could serve as the Crucible Quartermaster. That being said his memory banks weren’t actually wiped, so he still remembers all those battles. He also quite obviously remembers Shaxx, as he has adopted many of Shaxx’s characteristics. I could give you some examples, but this one quote from the frame himself should be enough:
[quote]Do you want the Crucible? Shaxx is the Crucible.[/quote]
[b][u]Dodgeball:[/b][/u]
So one time, Shaxx lost a bet to Cayde. That bet? Whether Shaxx could outrun a shot from Cayde’s Golden Gun. Ya know, a bullet made of light (with both a capital and lowercase “L”). Ya . . . Shaxx is a badass but he isn’t always the smartest in the room. Anyways, needless to say, he lost. And what was it Cayde made Shaxx do? Well, he made him coach two of the City’s children in dodgeball. And it was f**king amazing. I really don’t want to spoil it for you if you haven’t read it. All I will say is Shaxx acts just like you would expect him to, and there are a good amount of his quotes sprinkled throughout it. Check it out [url=https://www.ishtar-collective.net/search/lord%20shaxx/page/1?document_type_id=3&release_id=7]here[/url] if you want to see it.
And the last thing I’m going to mention? Well, if you're a lore enthusiast you already know . . .
[b][u]The Booty Call:[/b][/u]
So Riven the Wish Dragon (or as I like to call her, [i]Destiny[/i]’s equivalent of Puff the Magic Dragon) granted Queen Mara Sov a wish. This wish makes Lord Shaxx, midsentence and cup of coffee appear in front of her. He is confused as Hell. Then, without explaining anything whatsoever mind you, she makes a vague comment about him owing her and this being her cashing in on that debt. Then s**t gets weird. She hands him the [i]Tempest[/i], a book by William Shakespear, and demands he read it to her. In response, he incinerates the book with striker lighting, and says, "I can recite The Tempest by heart." And then, HE F**KING DOES IT! It is then heavily implied that they do the nasty, and the card ends by making it clear that throughout this entire affair, he never takes off his f**king helmet. Please, I beg of you, click [url=https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/mark-of-the-great-hunt?]here[/url] and read it for yourself.
So yeah, that’s why Lord Shaxx is a badass.
Wanna read up on him some more? Click [url=https://www.destinypedia.com/Shaxx]here[/url] for his Destinypedia page. There is a s**t ton of stuff I left out, so I would really suggest checking it out if you have an interest in everyone's favorite screaming Titan.
[spoiler]I plan on making a new entry to this lore series every week, so follow the tag #BtB below if you think you would enjoy seeing a post like this for a different character in the future.[/spoiler]
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Can I just say mara wanted the crucible
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[i]I wish I could be Shaxx. Just knowing I’m not him makes me want to end myself[/i]
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Edited by Bumblebee793: 12/8/2018 6:48:37 PMCan you do Shin Malphur? His story is probably the most spaghetti western you'll ever see in destiny. Also you forgot to mention that Shaxx knows how to rob banks.
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So if you look at the new grenade launcher “the mountaintop”, it details who was in Shaxx’s fireteam at twilight gap. https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/the-mountaintop?highlight=Mountaintop+ just though it could be of interest to add it to the post. Other than that, I like this kind of format and look forward to the next one.
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Also he’s an asshole who didn’t tell anyone that the victory of twilight gap is thanks highly to Mara Sov stopping the entirety of the house of wolves (over 1 million troops ands thousands of ships in that fleet) from actually reaching earth. Meaning that the only reason shaxx and those other 5 held it was due to already dwindling forces of the fallen “But how can accuse him of knowing about that?” Simple that same Titan mark “I told you there would come a time to collect from the Reef Wars.” He knew but he’s still the hero who saved everyone right? Wrong he hasn’t admitted to anyone that it wasn’t just those 6 guardians there was a queen who truly put a halt to what would have been an inevitable doom for all guardians. He got lucky.
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Most badass guardian there is. Kinda pissed there isn’t a single cinematic with him going ape shit on anything.
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Omg i beat my record when i was reading the booty call,but Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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Edited by CIKiller: 12/9/2018 3:23:46 AMI loved this post, but there was one thing that bugged me. In the cutscene from the base D2 game, the one where Zavala, Cayde, Ikora, and Hawthorne begin the attack to retake the city, you can clearly see Arcite standing next to Lord Shaxx, shotgun in hand. It doesn't warrant a whole revision of his section, but I think it'd be worth including.
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I bet if I punched shaxx I would be sent flying...hes the Destiny chuck Norris now boys.
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Lord Shaxx should just be our Guardian's personal mentor tbh. Shaxx is the best character in Destiny.
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Shax is the unsung hero we all wish we where,
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Please do one of Saint-14! These two are may favorite Titans!!!!
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DELIGHTFULLLLLLL
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[quote][i]the helmet stayed on[/i][/quote]
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Well done and definitely made me laugh at the end. 😅👍
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So Cayde was probably the best comedic relief we had in Destiny, but now that he is dead, can we please make Shaxx the comedic relief? I mean, if I can't laugh as Shaxx yelling at the top of his lungs and his one-liners, where will I get my fun?
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But he’s always the one who put an unfair advantage in the crucible. It’s not a crucible match without shotgun whores.
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Edited by CORE SwarmFIRE13: 12/8/2018 5:48:50 PMShaxx would be a good basketball coach. [spoiler]GET OUT THERE, I KNOW A COMEBACK WHEN I SEE ONE.[/spoiler]
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I mean i love Saint-14 and Wei Ning, but Lord Shaxx is the god damn best.
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Shaxx smashed Mara.. Nuff said..
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Why thank you....
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The dodge ball card was one of my favorites back in d1. Mara's booty call is also one of my favorites in d2
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If they ever make a Destiny movie, for the love of the Light [i][b]please[/b][/i] make it Shaxx at Twilight Gap. Throw in him and Mara bumping uglies, for the plot you know...
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Shaxx, the only guy able to recite a play from memory, run crucible, and bone he queen of the reef and all before lunchtime.
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What I wouldn't give to fight again beyond the walls. I would tear out a Vex heart with my teeth. I would sear the Cabal with my burning light, challenge the Fallen Kells to personal combat and scatter them. I- ... I've been watching too many crucible matches.
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YEEEEEEESSSSSS!