Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "Tally ho lads" the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound, and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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then the intruders send you hatemail saying how you have no skill using NLB
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You're not funny go away.
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Edited by DINO DELUSIONAL: 11/5/2018 3:20:08 AMI am sorry that I sound too serious but that's what I am worried about, I live in one of the state's with one of the lowest crime rates and the Democratic candidate supports assault weapons bans. Hopefully said guns don't get banned. I am just saying my opinion.
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Sounds marvelous.
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Yeah, since there has been no substantive gun law to even make it to the floor on Congress in over 14 years, and being that last major gun legislation, which was signed by Obama, expanded carry privileges in National Parks, I think your guns are safe.
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I just don’t get why we make these laws to stop criminals. The only way I see things ending if we go down that road is gun cartels and trafficking.
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I agree, but I draw the line at vehicle mounted and crew served weapons. If you need those, it's time to change addresses ;)
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Tally ho is probably my favorite saying that I’ve completely forgotten about.
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[quote]Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "Tally ho lads" the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound, and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.[/quote]
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[quote]Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "Tally ho lads" the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound, and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.[/quote]
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Friendly reminder that flamethrowers are legal in the US without a background check.... 110ft range of Napalm fury could be had by any US citizen I love this country!
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Edited by Cell-3: 11/5/2018 5:28:29 AMLmao!!! I love it!!!
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How about the right to arm bears?
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Or, just drop them all with four rounds of .45 in less than half the time.
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Man, just post the greentext...
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[quote]Just as the founding fathers intended.[/quote] Alexander Hamilton died in a duel. He would want REAL MEN to die like that too. Using a musket.
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This one still makes me laugh
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Undeniably the perfect copypasta
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I still prefer launching literal bear arms at my enemies. Just like the founding fathers intended while drafting up the 2nd Amendment.
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[quote]Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "Tally ho lads" the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound, and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.[/quote] A -blam!-ing men brother
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[quote]Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, "Tally ho lads" the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound, and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.[/quote] Amazing
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That actually seems like a lot of fun
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Edited by Mister Mustard: 11/4/2018 2:25:44 PMFriendly reminder that this NIL’s creation Edit: nvm he didn’t create it
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I prefer to run away, lock them inside,and burn it down just like the Tsar intended.
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Unrelated but OP said [quote]fix bayonet[/quote] So I had to