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Edited by FishBlues:
10/25/2018 6:54:24 PM
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Stapled Candy: is it really THAT bad?
You know, the candy kids get from trick or treating... the ones that have obviously been tampered with and stapled back together.
When I was a wee lad me mum told me never to eat them and would remove them from me sock.
But why?
Was it because she was worried about my well-being? Or was it something [b]more[/b]?
Maybe she was doing this systematically because her mother would do this to her just as my grandma’s mother would do to my grandma.
I’m not one to believe conspiracy theories but what if...
WHAT IF [i]The Staple Shortage of 1886[/i] is the cause of this bizarre trend? And the mothers would take the candies and save the staples for themselves? Greed. GREEED!
Ha! Well it’s 2018 now we don’t have to worry about that kind of stuff anymore. We must rise up and let the kids grow up on their own. Let them decide whether or not to eat staples!
[spoiler]so the next time your kid or friend shows you their candy has been tampered with... for the love of god...DO NOTHING![/spoiler]
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Funny story Read a police report along time ago about stapled candy packages on Halloween turns out some people like to hide drugs in candy packaging. It all makes sense when you think about it. Guy in a costume shows up gets a bag full gets in his car and goes home. Gets pulled over the cops say “ah he’s just been trick or treating with his kids” gets off the hook and has a full bag of packaged drugs. Now if you think about how fu**ed up some people are they’ll down right give it to kids and or lace the candies with something and then staple them to hide it even more. So yeah don’t ever eat whatever is inside a “repackaged candy” it might be drugs it might be disgusting it might be poisonous it might kill you.
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When i was younger, i knocked on this one door whilst trick or treating and she gave me something that looked like a blood bag. It was some weird red strawberry liquid that also tasted like plastic. I thought "the phuq?! She tryna gimme aids or sumet?
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When i was younger, i knocked on this one door whilst trick or treating and she gave me something that looked like a blood bag. It was some weird red strawberry liquid that also tasted like plastic. I thought "the phuq?! She tryna gimme aids or sumet?
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[quote]You know, the candy kids get from trick or treating... the ones that have obviously been tampered with and stapled back together. When I was a wee lad me mum told me never to eat them and would remove them from me sock. But why? Was it because she was worried about my well-being? Or was it something [b]more[/b]? Maybe she was doing this systematically because her mother would do this to her just as my grandma’s mother would do to my grandma. I’m not one to believe conspiracy theories but what if... WHAT IF [i]The Staple Shortage of 1886[/i] is the cause of this bizarre trend? And the mothers would take the candies and save the staples for themselves? Greed. GREEED! Ha! Well it’s 2018 now we don’t have to worry about that kind of stuff anymore. We must rise up and let the kids grow up on their own. Let them decide whether or not to eat staples! [spoiler]so the next time your kid or friend shows you their candy has been tampered with... for the love of god...DO NOTHING![/spoiler][/quote] I need more lore
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NOT THE STAPLE SHORTAGE ACT! I’d rather staple my hand... I mean, uh, my toe, than to give them my precious staples!
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Stapled candy is a sign this candy will let you summon dragons. But only you can see them.
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1 ReplyIf one chooses to eat it, then natural selection is running its course. That’s my opinion.
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Edited by FishBlues: 10/25/2018 7:50:56 PMSources: [url=http://staples.com]my A Z Z[/url]
