Hunters who say “Nerf”: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!”
Voidwalker: “Who are you?”
HwsN: “We are the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’.”
Voidwalker: “No! Not the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’!”
HwsN: “The same! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nerf, Fix, and Reeeemove!”
Voidwalker: “Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!”
HwsN: “The Hunters who say ‘Nerf’ demand a sacrifice.”
Voidwalker: “Hunters of Nerf, we are but simple casuals who are trying to have fun with our abilities and weapons—“
HwsN: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!”
Voidwalker: “Ow! Ow! Ow!”
HwsN: “We shall say ‘Nerf’ again to you if you do not appease us.”
Voidwalker: “Well what is it you want?”
HwsN: “We want.... a OHK Throwing Knife!”
Voidwalker: “A what?”
HwsN: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!”
Voidwalker: “Please! Please no more! We will get you a OHK Throwing Knife.”
HwsN: “You must return here with a OHK Throwing Knife, or else you will never enjoy your abilities and gear again.”
Voidwalker: “Hunters of Nerf, you are just and fair, we will return to you with a OHK Throwing Knife.”
HwsN: “One that looks nice.”
Voidwalker: “Of course!”
HwsN: “And not too powerful.”
Voidwalker: “Yes!”
HwsN: “Nooooowwww go!”
[spoiler]Inspiration for this post: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo
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PART 2: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/249377086/0/0
Disclaimer: The Hunters who say ‘Nerf’ do not represent every Hunter. Please don’t get too offended. I am well aware that there are Hunters who want actual balance for everyone and that there are other classes who scream for nerfs.
Is jes joke!
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So nerf fusions?
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“Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.......WITH.......an edge transit!!!!!” Daaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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Hunters crying for nerfs? I could’ve sworn is was the other classes that got Wormhusk nerfed into uselessness.
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I read this while doing the voices.
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This is one of the best posts i have ever seen on this forum......
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."
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I’m part of that 5% of hunters who don’t want nerfs. :D
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Edited by Smough: 10/27/2018 8:01:32 PMWe all know that if hunters got something “not too powerful” they would turn into the hunters who say buff.
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Is that similar to the Titans who say "Knee"?
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After all, It’s Nerf or nothing.
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This is a beautiful post, I can not express how great this post is with words. There’s only one thing that I can say about this post... NI!
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If you cannot find us an OHK Throwing Knife, you must bring us....A SHRUBBERY!!!
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[i]"Bring us....back....a shrubbery!!!" [/i]
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But I brought a shrubbery!
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Funny. Hunters didn't ask for a wormhusk nerf, or an arcstrider nerf, and they are not currently asking for a blade barrage nerf. Oh, the double standards!
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Did you say a SHRUBBERY?
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Guess what? We arent hunters, warlocks or titans we are just humans :’D. I always laugh when they talk like they are actually hunters or another race lmao. I love this game and my main is a hunter but calling yourself this specific class is stupid lmao.
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[spoiler]edge transit that fires....[/spoiler] [spoiler]HOLY HANDGRENADES[/spoiler] ☺️
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Master Rahoul: Answer me these questions three, ere this exotic ye shall see! 1. What be your class? 2A. What be your quest? 2B. What be your nerf? 3A. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow? 3B. Who is the greatest hunter of them all? 3C. Who is the greatest warlock of them all?
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I fart in your general direction!
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I mean... in a game with a Competitive playlist it's unacceptable to have a game as blantantly unbalanced as this one; From damage resistance on Supers. To Power Ammo. To every Class not having a one-shot ability. - I feel the only reason people say,"This should be needed" is due to Destiny rewarding people for using the things that are easiest to use. 180RPM's now having the fastest Hand Cannon TTK in the whole game. 180s causing more flinch than a 110 with High-Cal. Shotguns being extremely easy to use and capable of one-hitting Guardians up to 14m away. To Fusion Rifles requiring only minimal cover to charge, but have absurd Range. Then Snipers. You shoot first or die. See? The thing you'd imagine would take most effort is by far the weakest. -- You have Shoulder Charge; Tracks like a mother -blam!-er. There's no way you will ever miss when the tracking can track someone directly above/behind you/not in LoS. Then Supernova. A one-hit up to 10m away. The projectiles track. Very easy to use due to access to animation canceling it when someone is smart and exits range. Then Throwing Knives. Have very small hit detection. Very slow velocity. Does minimal damage. Again. The thing that takes most skill is the weakest. Why?
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Pvp players always cry for nerfs. Just so happens that the majority of them are Hunters.
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I’m a hunter and I thought this was pretty funny. And personally I want buffs to other classes. Well of radiance needs to be better.
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Shut the -blam!- up... hunters are still underpowered and we are still beasting it every day. Nerf deez nuts.
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Edited by biggestLOUser: 10/26/2018 3:08:13 PMHope the voidwalker went to Roger the Knifer, he makes and sells OHK throwing knives
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Well I mostly play warlock and Titan and I kinda want Nova warp tweaked too. It is a little too strong in pvp for my tastes and more than hunters ask for nerfs. People who say that hunters are the only demographic in this game that ask for nerfs are just strawmanning