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10/23/2018 11:06:44 PM
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Why you should vote for me in the upcoming election:
• I promise will distribute big tiddy goth gfs to all OffTopicans
• I promise to banish all the hecking liberals into Tartarus
• I promise to establish a Robbie Rotten as our forumcinal spirit animal
• I promise, very truly, that I will make a version of Despacito for the OffTopic forum. It will be glorious.
• Obligatorily, I will lock Ninjas in a dark basement off the coast of Africa, strip them of their power, and force them to play the Halo 5: Guardians campaign as they sob over what Bungie once was.
Well I tried. May the best candidate win, and with it, may they gain many fake internet ego points.
