Like the title says I saw the most lewd thing in public - a couple holding hands. As the upstanding lonely no GF man I am, I took justice in to my own hands and snagged the closest metal pipe and I proceeded to beat them with said metal pipe. I was met with applause and praise from my peers. I hope this act of bravery encourages all of you to be as lonely and depressed as me.
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Holding hands is gay and you came into direct contact with the gay, so that makes you gay, too. And I just responded to the gay. Aw shit, that makes me gay, too.