Like the title says I saw the most lewd thing in public - a couple holding hands. As the upstanding lonely no GF man I am, I took justice in to my own hands and snagged the closest metal pipe and I proceeded to beat them with said metal pipe. I was met with applause and praise from my peers. I hope this act of bravery encourages all of you to be as lonely and depressed as me.
[spoiler]Wort[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Wort[/spoiler]
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Just remember, romance is highly overrated. It leads to the following: 1. Having covers stolen. 2. Bathroom counter space occupied. 3. Not being able to leave your stuff lying around. 4. Expensive wedding attire. 5. Living with a pregnant woman. 6. Living with a newborn. 7. Changjng dirty diapers. 8. Buying a minivan. 9. Attending ballet recitals/Little league games/both. 10. Dealing with teenagers. 11. Saving for college educations. AND 12. HAVING TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN. EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TIME!
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I swear everyone's a gooddamn whore nowadays
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*gasp*
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... What is lonely? I'm always by myself and never understood this concept... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Disgusting! Good on you for teaching those sinners a lesson! Holding hands, don’t they know that even making eye contact before marriage is a sin?
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Why didn’t you use your anime sword and waifu pillow?
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I was holding hand w my bf and gf in public once and a lady yelled "make up your mind". I think she was just jealous bc guy she was w looked Mr. Smithers less attractive and less manly older brother.
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Holding hands is gay and you came into direct contact with the gay, so that makes you gay, too. And I just responded to the gay. Aw shit, that makes me gay, too.
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Lonely does not equal depressed
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ur just mad a girl hasn't held your hand. :^)
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I saw the Satire tag, just shook my head.
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Stop the fake posts
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Edited by Jono: 10/14/2018 9:32:18 AMGo down to Hollywood and you'll see couples of all types... literally, I swear
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[i]Is this allowed?![/i]
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and then the whole bus clapped
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Jesus Christ I'd hate to see your reaction at a pride parade.
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ThAtS HeRaSy!!111
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I wonder what would be your reaction if you saw a couple shagging each other on public?
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Did you scream PDA at them?
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[quote]Like the title says I saw the most lewd thing in public - a couple holding hands. As the upstanding lonely no GF man I am, I took justice in to my own hands and snagged the closest metal pipe and I proceeded to beat them with said metal pipe. I was met with applause and praise from my peers. I hope this act of bravery encourages all of you to be as lonely and depressed as me. [spoiler]Wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]Wort[/spoiler][/quote] Stop reminding me of how lonely I am meanie.
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[i]is this even allowed?[/i]