Flash Sale!!!
Guardians! Has your RNG got you down? Is Xūr offering you less than stellar gear every weekend? Are you in need of high level gear?
Then come on down to Kang’s Discount Emporium! I’m having a flash sale this weekend you simply don’t want to miss!
At Kang’s Discount Emporium, it’s my personal promise to see you leave a satisfied Guardian. That’s right, I’ve got the most sought out gear this side of the Ascendant Plane!
This weekend, and this weekend only, get all your Edge Transit needs right here! That’s right, I’m selling the highly elusive Edge Transit ...in a variety of random rolls.
Have some extra Edge Transits clogging up your inventory? Not a problem with my newly implemented trade in program! Don’t miss out on my insane trade in prices for Edge Transits!
This weekend only!
Trade in 5 Edge Transits and you get a Rare Engram.
Trade in 10 Edge Transits and you get a Legendary Engram.
Trade in 25 Edge Transits and you get a Prime Engram.
Trade in 50 Edge Transits and you get an extremely rare Exotic Engram.
Disclaimer: All Engrams will decrypt as an all powerful God Roll Edge Transit of equal or lesser Power Level to the recipient Guardian.
NO SUBSTITUTIONS
Exotic Engram rewards will be the PlayStation exclusive Prime Transit. An Exotic Edge Transit that shoots exploding Edge Transits with the exotic Perk: Trolling
Trolling: Taking any damage from the Prime Transit will result in your opponents entire load out being turned into low level shit tier Edge Transits for the remainder of their play session.
Be sure to stop by and browse my wares. As an added bonus, It’s buy one get 5 free, this weekend only! You heard right! Buy an Edge Transit and get 5, count them 5!! Edge Transits...FREE!!!!
So come one, come all, be there, or be square!!!
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When does the YouTube ad come out? Lol
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Bored much?
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How do I give you Reddit Gold for this post. lol
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Edited by DRPete: 10/13/2018 11:30:08 AMI had a lot of edge transits clogging up my inventory, and now I have the Cerberus +1! Thanks Kang’s discount emporium!
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The exotic edge transit should have a 10% chance to send a random rolled edge transit to your post master
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The sad part is it's true. Even sadder and 2000 crucible tokens later I still can't get the hunter cloak from crucible packages to drop for me. I'll trade you every ET I get from now on for that cloak. Deal? That's an unlimited amount of ET for one cloak. That's a steal if I ever heard one. 😁
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Dude if I started trading in my Edge Transits you would run out of Engrams!
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WE WAS KANGS
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This is literally the stupidest post I have ever read.
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Love this. Post of the week for me. Thanks.
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*best hick voice* Ey! screw you fella! your erge transmits mades my wife pergnit! we gonna have a little transhit
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Where is this located i must ahve all the edge transits
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*this sale is sponsored by the Followers of Edge Transit
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Who else read that disclaimer super fast in their head like they do in the commercials?
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Gather the Edge Transits..... I WILL TAKE THEM ALL!!!!!!
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Disappointing. No challenge pissing? I'll take my business somewhere else! They have challenge pissing in Baltimore!
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Give me 500.
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What's your dental plan and perk package look like? Shopping for a job.
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Kudos to you sir. Kudos to you.
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Will it come in void or will it come in something else like void?
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What if my Credit's not so so good?
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Can I get a refund?
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I want a ET with proximity grenades. You think I would have a god roll by now with ET raining Down. Nope, game likes to troll me so bad.
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If edge transits were toilet paper I'd always wanna take a shit.
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Wwwwwhats up everyone, Snowparry here back with another Destiny 2 video and before we get started on today's video, I'm doing a little Edge Transit giveaway at the end of this video, and I do these everyday so make sure you subscribe and hit that bell notification, and make sure to hit that like button if you enjoy the video, now let's get on with the videooooo *loud obnoxious intro followed by a video that literally just talks about everything you can read in TWAB*