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10/6/2018 12:04:53 AM
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One thing that seems to make no sense about Spider...
So, it’s common knowledge that the more ether a Fallen consumes, the bigger they get. For example, The Machinist (before she became Scorn) was huge. That meant she got a shitload of ether.
So, flash forward to Spider, and this dude ain’t huge. He’s a chunky monkey!! He blows a fat load twenty times a day in the corner!!
Spider must consume large amounts of ether, yet he is growing OUT instead of UP!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
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1 ReplyChunky monkey? LMAO!!! (Tip: Don't say this to Spider's face. No telling what could happen.) I personally think he has a metabolism problem. We do know that he can walk (according to the lore attached to the Scatterhorn cloak), but he chooses not to. Lack of exercise does mess up the metabolism.
