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10/6/2018 12:04:53 AM
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One thing that seems to make no sense about Spider...
So, it’s common knowledge that the more ether a Fallen consumes, the bigger they get. For example, The Machinist (before she became Scorn) was huge. That meant she got a shitload of ether.
So, flash forward to Spider, and this dude ain’t huge. He’s a chunky monkey!! He blows a fat load twenty times a day in the corner!!
Spider must consume large amounts of ether, yet he is growing OUT instead of UP!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
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Except for his fatness, he's not that much bigger than most Fallen. He sits on his ass all day and his seat is even elevated, so he's likely not getting up much. The rest of them are running around all the time. Of course he's a fatass.
