They're not real schools or real dances like perhaps some had many years ago to real music. It's all just a shell of a shell of their former selves, these dances, etc., for little girls not nearly as hot or mature as their predecessor teenagers (teenagers of yesteryear) to give away more of their information for free to strangers/government agents/criminals to see on the internet on their social media accounts contributing to degeneracy (hope am not coming off as some kind of religious prude with that buzzword, that's not where this was going).
They just are looking for ANY excuse to rule over yuh as parentis temprori when they are NOT and make money off yuh because they don't get fat enough from the overabundance of unecessary schools out there and programs shorting 'em of cash so they have to find B.S. ways of making it off of yuh when the 'education' is supposed to be free anyways. They chaperone too much and harass goodie-to-shoes with lenses, pre-conceived notions, not even their real opinion always, that they're up-to-no-good, when they probably don't even shave their vag or seen a weenr in their lives while jackbooted thugs ('resource officers'/bug-eyed freak ROTC recruiter-types) try to ruin their individuality and privacy and fun and future as tools of destruction to give future conservatives more reason to btch n whine about repercussions from because yuh bombed the wrong people as a proxy army for bad allies for no good reason and their homes are gone, furthering the population control agenda21 eschaton.
Real/cool kids don't go, unless it's a fairly (from scouting it out beforehand/going to a 'real' school) decent prom/homecoming/etc., and either stay at-home and perpetuate their insecure, socially awkward/inept/antisocial loner ways (incel or not), OR hang out and meet-up at 'realer' parties elsewhere either at some cool kids' houses while parents are away or in the middle-of-nowhere, like a cornfield, mountain, or clearing in the forest like by a lake or pond where they can be 'real' with each other and release their inhibitions.
Muh advice. Don't give these virtual-molesters the time, money, or satisfaction of yr time and effort to not have the time yr supposed to/yr ancestors had, properly, in prior years/decades like in the movies.
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Well f off to it then.