——————————————————— Have you ever entered a Gambit match & thought “-blam!-, I actually need to be somewhat skilled in order to succeed!”? Well you’re in luck, because today you can follow in the footsteps of Lance Armstrong with... [b]Sleeper Simulant.[/b] Here at LEWCA, we pride ourselves with providing the Least Effort Weapons Currently Available. You may know us as the nutweasels behind the Graviton Lance, Thorn & Last Hope. But that was so last season & now there is a new gamemode that we can continue our reign of terr-- continue to expand our brand to. Our latest product; Sleeper Simulant will continue this legacy of pain, being able to one-shot an invading Guardian, [i]even when they have their super up[/i]. I know what you’re thinking. “That’s -blam!-ed!” It is. “Where can I get this monstrosity!?” For the low, low price of your soul & any dignity you have, you too can wield this weapon of sorrow today!! LEWCA. Inspiring Cowardice. [i]Warning: Overuse Of This Weapon May Lead To It Being Nerfed Across The Board. [b]LEWCA Is Not Liable For Any Nerfs Your Weapon. The Only Person To Blame Will Be You.[/b][/i] ———————————————————