[u][b]‘Twas the Night Be-Forsaken[/b][/u]
DISCLAIMER: Lots of people are confusing me with the original creator of these: BL4DE RUNNER UK. I am NOT him. Just an FYI for anyone who didn’t know that.
‘Twas thee Night Be-Forsaken, when all through the Reef,
Not a Baron was stirring, not one giving me grief.
All but Fikrul were in prison, in strife,
In hopes that not one would get out with its life.
But Petra knew better, she’d heard from Illyn,
As visions of Fallen Scorn goosepimpled her skin;
So Cayde in his old cloak, and I in my robes,
Bust into the prison, muzzles flashing like strobes.
But Cayde landed hard, with a gigantic splatter,
His ghost had to res him, (his brains—they did shatter).
He picked himself up, tired and achy
And tried to contact us, but comm lines were shaky.
The light from Cayde’s ghost threw shadows on walls
Of a new kind of Fallen, unseen before (balls!)
When what did to those wondering Fallen appear
A silver hand cannon named Ace, striking fear!
Cayde fired his cannon so lively and quick,
That Scorn dudes were dropping like flies, it was sick!
More rapid than Vandals, these new Fallen they came,
But Cayde whistled and danced, he put holes in their brains.
“Now, Fikrul! Elykris! now Hiraks and Kaniks!
Come, Reksis! Araskes! come, Pirrha and Yaviks!
To the first little dreg to the Kell of you all,
Get back in your cage! Or I’ll show you a Fall!”
With wave upon wave, those Scorn did approach,
Our hero would give them a taste of reproach,
Down from the balconies, down from the walls,
Lining up each shot, Cayde downed them like thralls.
At first none could touch him, at first he was safe,
But not even Cayde can just sit there and strafe;
He dodges and high jumps and grapples with ease,
He makes these wimps look like chump Eliksnis!
Now let us describe him, our hero in brown
Prolonging the moment—we know he goes down
His crown is a beautiful, beautiful horn,
His wit is so good it drives out Eris Morn
His indomitable spirit, his determination
Made it possible to push back Ghaul’s Legion’s invasion
His wisdom in humor. Motivation? His son.
He’s got to be the best Dad and Vanguard in one.
Now back to the action we go in a flash,
He uses his head to perform a skull-bash,
His super is glorious, his fury is red,
But Pirrha, the sniper, will put him to bed.
He’s beaten and wrecked, so he pulls out his ghost,
Not knowing (how could he?) ‘little buddy’ is toast.
A blink of his eye, an explosion of light,
Cayde knows he won’t be able to come back from this fight.
“I’m coming home, Ace” he exhales to his weapon,
Just as The Hangman decides he’s got to step in.
Cayde raises his gun, with steel in his eyes,
Reksis Vahn will not wait though, smashing his prize
Uldren Sov, of this plot the nefarious master,
Appears on the scene, invoking disaster.
“Any last words?” he chuckles with glee,
“Yeah, how’s your sister...”
...now, Cayde-6 is free.
EDIT: WOW I cannot believe the positive response this has gotten. Definitely wasn’t expecting this, especially considering I had gigantic shoes to fill. I just want to say thank you to all of you who came and enjoyed what I wrote. This was a celebration of all the good that I hope Forsaken does for our community. #forcayde #getuldren
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Every damn patch and dlc there is one of these posts... please let the meme die already, you’re like that guy that doesn’t know the dab is dead.
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Edited by Dark Raven 2501: 9/5/2018 7:45:03 AMShut up ..... the night is over and it daylight now but then again when you are at the reef it’s a bit hard to tell which one is which lol
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the meter was good for most of the poem
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The one time I got on the forums are for these, not disappointed, fantastic work.
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I guess as long as Bungie pumps out Destiny DLCs there’s always gonna be a new “Twas nite before” poems. Been going on for every single DLC, I don’t know if I’m happy to see it return every single time or frustrated that it just won’t die
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Ikora said we were gonna take the reef by storm. No no no. We are gonna burn the whole -blam!-er down. The reef is gonna be ash by the time we are finished with it
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I've had a Forsaken boner all day and didn't think I would get any sleep because of it.....thanks to this poem I just busted a nut so now I will be sleeping like a baby
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That's amazing man great job
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I will not actually read this until I've played the campaign. But you've spent some quality time on this and I will enjoy it. A poet's bumpity.
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Today, the Internet is yours. Very nicely done.
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Edited by ScotchEggsRules: 9/4/2018 5:13:53 PM8 out of 10, just for the title. Bravo sir. I can now play the DLC happily.
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Nice.
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Rip off of Bladerunner posts.
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Glad someone did this with the honor and respect it deserves!
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You may not be blade runner but you do share some of his talent! Well done sir and thank you for the enjoyable read ;)
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Edited by GrayWulf25: 9/4/2018 2:43:40 PMExcellent. Sir, you are a Poet...
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Ima copy paste this and put it net to my perigrine greaves thing (and some other destiny stuff)
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This made my night man thanks. I can’t wait to kill Uldren.
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I wasn't even sure I was going to continue with forsaken. Then somebody reminded me that Uldren was the dirtbag of the dlc. I wanted to waste that smug prick since my first day of D1, so for the $40 it cost for forsaken, if I do nothing else in the game but put a bullet in that chuckle head it will be worth the price of admission .
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-blam!- I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO IT AND NOW I WANNA DIE
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Wow!! Very nice! My youngest son (who is "sick" today) found his spirits so improved from this that he believes he can now possibly play Forsaken when it unlocks. 🙄😁
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Nice work, dude! That was just as good as BL4DE’s works themselves.
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A Triumph!! Good for you sir!!
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I guess the original guy who did these died