I'd be the pervert warden who starts to jerk off as soon as a female inmate that I just talked to leaves my office.
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Oh wait Offtopic is a sausage fest. I'd be in a white neo [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] prison gang probably. My job is to make laundry where I have to work with some black guy (who of you is black?) that I become friends with.
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No seriously I'd probably just be some inmate who just tries to get his prison time over.
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I'd be the hardened inmate who refuses to join either the Bungie Defense Force or the Brotherhood of Mindless Bungie Hate, but who no one messes with because he's six-nine, 300 pounds, and has three shanks, a zipgun, and a cosh hidden in various hidden pockets of his bright orange coveralls.