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Edited by apnp_apnu:
8/13/2018 12:09:00 PM
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There once was a fallen named Randal
Who found himself caught in a scandal
He would never die
No matter how hard we tried
And he was only a low level vandal
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1 ReplyWho would win the Doomslayer or Randal the Vandal?
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30 RepliesRandal the Vandal Greg the Dreg Brion the Psion Hank the Shank Paul the Thrall Kaplan the Captain Keep it going!
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3 RepliesEdited by Combo164: 8/15/2018 8:41:45 PMRa-ra randal the vandal. Something something.....something Oh those crazy fallen
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3 RepliesIn 1982 Chuck Norris played a character named "Josh Randall"... Coincidence? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0083960/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_32
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Edited by Derpy Taco11: 8/16/2018 11:44:45 AM[b] [/b]
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Edited by Red: 8/13/2018 9:10:02 AMThere once was a fallen called Randal, said his appendage was like a pan handle, Keep this in mind should you approach from behind, or he'll turn and snuff you out like a candle.[spoiler]he's on a par with Chuck norris[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHow dare you make me nostalgic.
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1 ReplyWow, a trip down memory lane. I remember being such a low level and meeting the little stink, he killed me so many times. Happy days :)
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1 ReplyUrzok and Randal would spar so heavily it took waves of hive to get Randals hps down enough and Urzok would get so pissed. And he even had a shield lol.
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Edited by FaintingSheep: 8/13/2018 7:55:52 PMI miss the poem guy from d1 year 1 that made one every week, about the game but also deej. Shit was funny as hell 😂 R.I.P. Poem guy
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4 RepliesThat moment when kinderguardians met OG Randal for the first time. Good times.
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14 RepliesThere once was a Cabal name Ghaul and like other Cabal had no Balls Even old Callus had absolutely no Phallus and couldn't touch himself at all for now there is still a Cayde 6 get your treasure maps before he leaves he is going to get shot, its part of the plot oh, and he too has no dick.
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2 RepliesThere once was a fallen named Randal. Who's dick was too long for the women to handle.
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1 ReplyRandal, unconquered. Guardians of great renown, Cower at his name.
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12 RepliesHe’s started appearing in the beginning of D2 with his lil mate Hank the Shank next to the Cabal ship with the stupid name but he just seems to go down in 1 head shot now
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4 RepliesRandal's one of the few enemies capable of giving even D1 Guardians Vietnam flashbacks.
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1 ReplyEdited by Concordia Kitsune: 8/14/2018 12:49:14 AMThere once was a Fallen named Greg But he was just a dreg So he went home and put his coat on the peg And played Sonic on his Seg' While he said "Shut up Meg."
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4 RepliesThere once was a fallen named Randel, Who was an insanely tough vandal, But he was tight with his purse, So didn’t shop at eververse, Which was too much for Bungie to handle
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4 Replieshe is a meme, meme never die just missing in action.
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4 RepliesThere once was a Psion named Brion, Who's eye he could never rely on, His depth perception weak, He acted very meek, So he was killed in Africa by a lion.
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1 ReplyThere once was a lonely Vex. He would wax on and wax off. He made the dojo proud.
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There's an Easter egg of him in the sunken isle near the big ship. Kill the vandel and shank that spawn from time to time then a very hard vandel will spawn but he's not named randel.
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1 ReplyWasn't there a easter egg in tge wotm raid where he could spawn?
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5 RepliesFrom what I understand, Randal the Vandal is a she, not a he. That would explain the hard to kill part. I mean females can bleed for 5 days and still not die, right ?
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5 RepliesThe one enemy who has claimed more life's then any other even raid bosses. I just felt sorry for the noobs who were like oh yeah I'm now a level X with light of X and didn't realize the hell they were stepping into even the great galley horn trembled in his wake.
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This is the best thing ever to be posted to the forums lol
