Note: I've never done a parody before, so this is my first time, and I'm not sure if it's any good. But anyway, here it is!
Kupo Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Mog, yeah, Kupo Gang, ooh
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang (Kupo gang!)
Spend 10k gil on a new staff
My Moogle love do Sylkis greens, ooh
I met a Moogle, I forgot her name
I can't buy a Moogle no wedding ring
Rather go and buy a Moogle charm
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang (Kupo gang!)
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang (Kupo gang!)
Spend 10k gil on a new staff
My Moogle love do Sylkis greens, ooh
I met a Moogle, I forgot her name
I can't buy a Moogle no wedding ring
Rather go and buy a Moogle charm, aye
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang
My crown cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still swinging the staff in the forest, huh
Me and my grandma makes porridge, ooh
None of this things is new to me
Throwing the Moogles, call it sportery
Bought an expensive ring, cost a lot of Gil
Kupo your Chocobo, kupo your stable
Kupo, your breath smell like Chocobos
I'd rather meat a Moogle from the Wildlands
They kicked me out the village off a Chocobo
Now Lil Mog fly with his own two wings
Everybody screaming "kupo, f**k your wings!"
Lil Mog still sell those deco masks
Hunnid on my wrist completing all my tasks
Meet a little Moogle, make her kupo wet
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang (Kupo gang!)
Spend 10k gil on a new staff
My Moogle love do Sylkis greens, ooh
I met a Moogle, I forgot her name
I can't buy a Moogle no wedding ring
Rather go and buy a Moogle charm
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang (Kupo gang!)
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang (Kupo gang!)
Spend 10k gil on a new staff
My Moogle love do Sylkis greens, ooh
I met a Moogle, I forgot her name
I can't buy a Moogle no wedding ring
Rather go and buy a Moogle charm, aye
Kupo gang, Kupo gang, Kupo gang
Lil Mog, yeah, Lil Mog, ooh
[spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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This is what the song should have been