Disclaimer: Any and all similarities between real-life people and character is pure coincidence. Dear Mr.Bush Five hundred, That's how many people I killed. It's less than a percent of a percent of the world population and everyone's looking at me like I'm the bad guy. All I was trying to do was save the world from the imminent threat of global warming. My name is Al Gore and i need your help. I'm going to be here for a very long time so if it's all the same to you I'd like to go to the beginning of this story. It was a fall 18 years ago (which I'm sure you remember.) you and i were having a friendly competition about who would be the one allowed to invade the middle east, the deciding vote came down to those dirty rotten no good fu- I mean to the wonderful people in the great state of Florida. But those idiots could make their minds up and even though most of the country voted for me, you won. But you know this...Let's go into the future after you took down the tw-Iraq. It was 2007 and I had once more started campaigning against the evils of global warming, and for a split second people actually listened, they gave me a spotlight and a Nobel peace prize and then continued down doing the same bullshit they always had. And with that I was fed up, something needed to be done I was the only one willing to do it. So I made preparations, I made plans, and I waited, I waited for 11 years before getting my revenge. It came as a surprise to all those smug morons , year after year of killing our planet without a care in the world but once the tables are turned and their the ones getting the short end of the stick, well....They weren't too happy about it let me say. 500 world leaders dead in one fell swoop, I've never been more proud of myself. Finally, all the pieces were coming together, until one of my pawns left me open and vulnerable. Frankly, I'm surprised I wasn't shot on site. But that is irrelevant. I need your help Mr.Bush, my plans are falling apart. Global warming will continue to advance and as I branded the villain of this story our true enemy will kill us all. So I ask you, my old enemy, will you stand with me and take back our world from this threat… Sincerely, Al Gore