You have my [b]Word[/b].
Ok, this is the last one for today.
[spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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To the person that stole my Microsoft Office... If you're looking for information, I can tell you that I don't have data. What I have, are a certain set of computer skills, skills that make me a nightmare for hackers like you. If you return my Microsoft Office now, that'll be the end of it. I won't come looking for you. But if you don't, I will search the Web for you. I will find you. And I will delete your hard drive.