Must have a kd above 500
Must have a championship of cleaning light bulbs
Must be at the age of 3
Must have a middle school diploma
Must be edumated
Must live in Amur'ca
Must have gone flawless in Trials of the Six
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Must have 6 examples (3 in real life, 3 in Destiny) of being simultaneously tolerant and intolerant. Must only speak in haiku format. Must eat uncooked pasta.
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Must play with rock band drum set only, no exceptions